Coffee sucks

Coffee is fucking disgusting. People only drink it for the stimulant effect and to talk about how other peoples tastes just "aren't refined enough to appreciate it" or they "just haven't found the perfect bean yet :^)"

In reality it tastes like ass, makes your breath stink and most people have to use cream and sugar by the truckload just to kill the flavor enough to make it acceptable.

It also gives a lot of people instant diarrhea. Yeah, you know your housemate who always tastes the smelliest basically liquid shits most mornings right after he drinks his coffee? Yeah.

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tea has the gay

Based and redpilled

Based but bluepilled

bagetted and cheesepilled

probably the worst take ive seen in a while

unbased and bluepilled post

You drank the cheapest coffee available didn't you
Even Folgers is decent black

subhuman brit

No I've had coffee from hundreds of different places including a plantation in Kona, Hawaii.

Coffee is disgusting, and people only drink it for the stimulant effect. That's why starbucks is so popular, they minimise the coffee flavor and add shittons of syrups cream and sugar.

And then there are the people that hate on starbucks because it's mainstream and they need to be pretentious.

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>people only drink it for the stimulant effect.
Only reason I drink it

Espresso is my new go-to

Don’t even need to add anything

Agreed.
Tea is better.

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either completely autistic and bland taste
or mediocre bait.

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If you don't like coffee then don't fucking drink coffee, you mong bong. Pure caffeine powder is super cheap to buy online. The taste is easier to mask, you can add it to anything, and even something like 250g will last you forever. Oh, and it doesn't make your widdle tummy hurt, sweetie!

Meanwhile I'm going to put on a fresh pot and drink my coffee without milk or sugar just because it obviously bothers you that people can enjoy something you don't.

tea is for hipsters and faggots

you dont get a (you)

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Unflavored coffee is great.

Coffee only tastes good with a fuckton of milk and sugar, but I like caffeine.
And it's still better than tea.

Idk, coffee is pretty gud aside from the teeth stains and breath. Only weak homos have diarrhea and fill it with a fuck ton of tea and sweeteners.

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tim hortons iced coffee is really good

I like canned coffee

>coffee is good aside from its shit

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Put honey on your cofee fags
Less sugar, better taste

based bong

>milk and honey in coffee
yummies going in my tummies

I hate starbucks because they charge you 6 bucks for a shitty cup of coffee with whipped cream on top

>starbucks doesn't have the deeper notes my specially sourced memebeans have
>why cant people appreciate the TRUE (read: terrible) taste of coffee without milk and sugar to hide the taste?

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Who are you quoting?

Cut your losses, take caffeine pills instead.

Coffee is delicious you fuck, it's amazing and a drink for the cultured person. Coffee is a drink for the real men. It's based & redpilled.
Tea is for fags, only gays, soibois, little girls, pedos, unbased & bluepilled people, and pathetic losers actually enjoy it.

How unbased is it to give a shit about how other retards get their caffeine fix?
If you want to be really based, drink water, friends.

>being this gay
You're supposed to drink tea when you have a cold or a sore throat, not for enjoyment

Damn now i want to drink covfefe

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Same, I will prepare my third cup now

Yea, black coffee is kinda shit.
I actually really like putting a bit of milk and maple syrup in my coffee. The maple adds a nice flavour to it.

>for the cultured person
>real men

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I like drugs though.

>it's amazing and a drink for the cultured person. Coffee is a drink for the real men.
*tips*

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highly based and redpilled post
tea is master race

Don't care

>People only drink it for the stimulant effect
Pretty fucking much? Like you drink water for fixing your thristy feeling?

People drink soda to fix their thinness problem

how are even come back from that OP?

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No u

I just take caffeine pills, it's a really crappy stimulant anyway. I miss the times when I would order dodgy Research Chemicals online, but the government banned anything psychoactive. It's pathetic, even other European countries aren't as pathetic as we are.

Is this you?

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beans matter

You're a self projecting faggot mate.

Both are equally good.

eh...

just order the a fucking dark roast or an americano. fuck everything else that isnt on the espresso menu.

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Enjoy your leaf water, faggot.

>leaf water
>bean water
i mean.....ok yeah

Leaf water wasn't the jab in that comment.

calm down, it's just a beverage.

if you drink anything except water and milk then I dont even consider you human

milk drinking troglodyte

No coffee is just disgusting.

I don't care about taste. I like caffeine. From coffee? From tea? Don't care.
Just inject me with liquid caffeine. Caring about taste is for boomers.

Drinking coffee is a sign of maturity, or at least that's what they say in my Chinese porn cartoons.

I don't even really like coffee I just drink so I can take a shit without feeling like It's concrete coming out of my ass.

I have an extreme love for Maxwell House.
I take it black.
It jump-starts my brain and my colon, yes.
I do all of this happily!

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Eat more fiber and drink more water

coffee dehydrates you and makes the problem worse

don't quit cold turkey or you wont poop for like 2 weeks

Coffee is delicious and i wish i could drink it all day

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Yeah, coffee is pretty shit

Then don’t drink it cunt.