Coffee is fucking disgusting. People only drink it for the stimulant effect and to talk about how other peoples tastes just "aren't refined enough to appreciate it" or they "just haven't found the perfect bean yet :^)"
In reality it tastes like ass, makes your breath stink and most people have to use cream and sugar by the truckload just to kill the flavor enough to make it acceptable.
It also gives a lot of people instant diarrhea. Yeah, you know your housemate who always tastes the smelliest basically liquid shits most mornings right after he drinks his coffee? Yeah.
You drank the cheapest coffee available didn't you Even Folgers is decent black
James Gomez
subhuman brit
James Turner
No I've had coffee from hundreds of different places including a plantation in Kona, Hawaii.
Coffee is disgusting, and people only drink it for the stimulant effect. That's why starbucks is so popular, they minimise the coffee flavor and add shittons of syrups cream and sugar.
And then there are the people that hate on starbucks because it's mainstream and they need to be pretentious.
If you don't like coffee then don't fucking drink coffee, you mong bong. Pure caffeine powder is super cheap to buy online. The taste is easier to mask, you can add it to anything, and even something like 250g will last you forever. Oh, and it doesn't make your widdle tummy hurt, sweetie!
Meanwhile I'm going to put on a fresh pot and drink my coffee without milk or sugar just because it obviously bothers you that people can enjoy something you don't.
Put honey on your cofee fags Less sugar, better taste
Adam Morales
based bong
Connor Foster
>milk and honey in coffee yummies going in my tummies
Cooper Morris
I hate starbucks because they charge you 6 bucks for a shitty cup of coffee with whipped cream on top
Brody Jones
>starbucks doesn't have the deeper notes my specially sourced memebeans have >why cant people appreciate the TRUE (read: terrible) taste of coffee without milk and sugar to hide the taste?
Coffee is delicious you fuck, it's amazing and a drink for the cultured person. Coffee is a drink for the real men. It's based & redpilled. Tea is for fags, only gays, soibois, little girls, pedos, unbased & bluepilled people, and pathetic losers actually enjoy it.
Jayden Sanders
How unbased is it to give a shit about how other retards get their caffeine fix? If you want to be really based, drink water, friends.
Adrian Martin
>being this gay You're supposed to drink tea when you have a cold or a sore throat, not for enjoyment
I just take caffeine pills, it's a really crappy stimulant anyway. I miss the times when I would order dodgy Research Chemicals online, but the government banned anything psychoactive. It's pathetic, even other European countries aren't as pathetic as we are.