Is anal masturbation gay? asking for a friend

is anal masturbation gay? asking for a friend

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yeag it's pretty gay

its hot as fuck

only when you do it

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are you sure?

i know lad

how is this fair?

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quite sure, yes

this
it's just making yourself feel good until a fin does it, then it's gay

it depends on how gay the person doing it is
im afraid you're such a homo that you can't do it in a straight way

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Any form of masturbation isn't gay since you are pleasuring yourself.

Its extremely gay
The butte is only for poopo and medicine that goes up the butte

finns have a habit of making everything they touch gay

masturbation is inherently gay because you are pleasuring someone of the same sex
in fact it's probably more gay than gay sex because you are both giving and receiving one at the same time do you are doing two gay things at once

>he thinks masturbating anally while jerking off and fantasizing about a cock going inside you is gay
i swear Jow Forums gets dumber and dumber with each passing day

based

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ok well, you're very gay friendo

Only if gay Finns like you do it.

t. us of gay

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>finn who wants the dicke
>not gay
hmm

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Nah. I’m straight. You’re gay. I know this because straight Finns aren’t a thing.

bottoming isnt gay you dumb brit

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>Brit who wants the dicke from finn who wants the dicke
>Not even gayer

Nani?

Only if you do it in a feminine way, masculine anal masturbation is still straight.

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define doing it in a feminine way

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it's isn't gay for normal people but somehow finns manage to pervert it into a homosexual act

I don't think you're in a position to call anyone gay
dumb spaniard

?

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dumb gay britbong

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Enjoying it and moaning.
real men only do it to get off.

!

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that's not even the gayest screencap anymore

¿fug?

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>enjoying it and moaning
oh no

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U both gaye!

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every post you make is somehow gayer than the previous one so it's impossible to keep track of

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im not gay
you said doing it in a masculine way was fine

I don't think I'll be able to outdo spain
he is the biggest gay now and forever

me and the britbong wrestling

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hmm, ok.
I guess you're the straight one in the relationship then.

Lucky finn has a straight bf

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t. king gay
anyways lad i'm really tired since i didnt sleep last night so i might suddenly fall asleep

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are you sure that is wrestling? it doesn't look like wrestling to me

im not his boyfriend you dumb norwegian
but if I was I'd definitely be the straight one

dumb sleepy finn

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Seems like you're together to me

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I swear it’s always you two; britfag and gay Finn.

we are definitely not together because I'm not a homo

I haven't done anything gay
dumb snaek

It's not gay to be together with a boy, especially if you're the straight one.

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usually I'd agree but we're talking about a finn
It's always gay if it's with a finn

/thread

Its gay if you use anything other than fingers.

but isn't that intentionally making the experience worse for yourself?

I want off Mr. Britbong's tsundere ride

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I tried it once nothing happened what a ripoff

Uh, depends on what are you doing.

sorry friend
the ride never ends

that means you're gay now lad

No i just did it once and i didn't even like it

sharpie in butte can't be gay right?

one time is all it takes
im afraid you're now a homo

Have you ever had someone lick this out of your ass?

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No i still love pussy

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No what the fuck
I have never put anything up my butt and want to keep it that way, would only put something in someone elses butte
And that would probably sting, its a bit spicy

But I ate some today

I think you would like that, especially on your nipples.

>I have never put anything up my butt and want to keep it that way
gay

It's not gay at all

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That seems more reasonable!?
A-user please just keep away from my butt
Just use my dick if you want, there must be a reason why I was given a big one

That said you are massively gay Finland

sharpie in a butte is the gayest shit ever
at least put in things that are desinged to go in the ass

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If anal masturbation is simulating gay anal sex then penis masturbation is simulating a gay hand job.

I want a cute brit bf

but you don't live in bongland

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Me and Moldova

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Well, i would if i could.
Me and UK

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C-can i join ?

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I wanna fug Stefan.

Also me and Moldova
He's mine!

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Gay

Mutt

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no

You know we're you are right?
Are you cute?

>Are you cute
Yes
How tall are you user
>164 cm

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I'm 182cm, you must be cute if you are that short...

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Wow y-youre pretty tall user

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ummm guys

Not really, that's just 6'0. Although I don't know the average height in Greece

I bet youre a cutie
>Although i don't know the average height in Greece
Greeks are always the shortest in a crowded bar full of anglo/german tourists

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Yeah I'm told I am cute. You guys have the best food as well out of Germans and English.

It's a gay act, though the meaning of gay is being attracted to the same gender as a male, so take that as you will.

Truly our greatest ally in this cruel world

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>30cm shorter than me
Why are there so many twinks in Jow Forums?

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cuz board is gay

I remember back in high school a much taller griend would pick me up for shits and giggles
>i liked it

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We should give your statues back.