Ask a very lonely australian living in the middle of nowhere

ask a very lonely australian living in the middle of nowhere

i lived on a farm for a very long time

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What are you doing there?

Does the farm work make you feel like a man?
Was one of the most satisfying jobs I've ever had desu.

nah just feels like work

/sub

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ask what

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But... It's working out but you get paid for it!

tuna

dad never paid me jack fucking shit

Ipswich isn't the middle of nowhere

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whatever you want

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roma is tho

what part of aus?

rural qld

Salmon

I went to school with people from there
you don't strike me as a farmer

daddy doesn't think so either fuck i'm actually gonna cry

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*pat*
Don't cry poor blogposter life doesn't count if we're here for you

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i appreciate it

what do they farm at Wilsonton?

Have you seen any of the rumored Tasmanian Tigers?

time to move again

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i speculate they might not be extinct

how shit is the internet out there

fucking terrible

Do you have evil emus eating all your crops?

Nice ID user.

What's the temperature like out there?

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fucking cold i hate feeling cold

nah they're harmless if you're not near their nest

>terrible internet

I had satellite internet for a week on a cruise. It was so painful large threads and thumbnails made a page load insanely slow. I ignored looking at any pic over 500 kb.

>fucking cold
>flag

Wait what, I thought it was hot there...?

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our idea of cold is probably different it doesnt even snow here

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Deserts can be weird and get colder at night than regular places here do, then go back to blazing hot during the day.

its cold when its 15°c outside, and its winter at the moment so everyday is cold here

1C when I got up this morning

how are you even alive

where you live? tasmania?

I went for a swim

is that a metaphor for drinking

What's your opinion of Poland

pretty cool

Based

no it's a metaphor for jumping into water

well that's just boring

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did I promise you excitement?

YES?

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link?

alright maybe you didnt lole

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Wil you please marry my Chinese harp playing daughter? She loves anime.

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if she lets me fuck guys on the side

No, I don't want gay.

well now i just dont know what to do

based

It's okay, I'm hopeful I'll find a suitor for her even though she likes anime.

you're a good dad

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