Why haven't you grown a beard yet, Jow Forums?

Why haven't you grown a beard yet, Jow Forums?
People will automatically respect you a lot more.

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I would have no problem growing if it wasn't so fucking itchy.

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But I have

My stache refuses to grow properly and close the beard

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I can't grow a beard because genetics. Feels bad, but would feel worse if beards weren't going out of style.

Just shave your pubes and glue them on to close the beard

Having a beard is not cute!

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Onionlads have kinda ruined them these day, now you need to be at least 220 pounds and balding to not look like a millinial faggot

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Thanks Ireland, i can always count on your sagely wisdom

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Anything else you need help with?

Neither are you

Based advice

need a face pube to grow first

Just shave off you pubes and hot glue it to your face

hot glue your face to your ass
that way when you talk out of it no one will notice

based and redpilled

the tsar nick 2 is a total cuck

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isn't that greoge the 4?

the cucks are all the same

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You should rename your country to cuckdom of Russia.

the tsardom is no more

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I have light facial hair so it doesn’t ever look full and ive got a patch underneath my chin. I can grow a decent moustache though

I wonder if they ever did that twin life swap thing for shits and giggles

Ye and how did it end for you?

pretty good its a pity that Soviet union fall apart

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Not my style.

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It's only itchy when it's at stubble length. You need to let it grow out for that to stop.
And how do people treat you?
I have the same problem. But since I'm only 19, it makes sense.
How old are you, user? Perhaps you need to give it some time.

Idk im a social outcast

because i have shit tier beard genetics so it takes me a long time to grow a decent beard and all the while I will just look like a hobo

that guy was complete fucking faggot cuck

So were your whole tsardom and soviet commisaries.

>whole tsardom
there were based dictators
>soviet commisaries
dark age, indeed

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Because they’re itchy

I usually have a beard like pic related. Same color, trimmed on the sides and longer at the chin, etc, but I always shave it off in the summer to get some tan and, because it's so freaking hot.

Also, for the people who complain about beards being itchy, just wash your beard with conditioner and theres also special oil for beards. This makes the hair softer and it stops being itchy.

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No, I don't want to look like a fucking hipster or a filthy neckbeard.