I want a dullahan gf

>there's no point except autofellatio or autocunnilingus and anyone moderately flexible can already do that
yes but it'd feel pretty gay if you do it on your own.
you can call it whatever you want but at the end of the day you just sucked a dick, you're a cocksucker.
>you can literally have someone steal your head and run off with it.
you forgot the part where my (very cute) dullahan gf is an expert horserider swordmaster and said to be able to make any adversary perish faster than they can utter her name
>nothing except disadvantages
wrong.
you forgot the part where i could keep her head for cuddles and company while her body goes off to crusade or scare off irish farmers.
or the part where she can use her head to see what's up on higher places.
or the fact that she looks super cute when she drops her head and you catch it for her. and giver her a little peck on the cheek before giving it back to her body again.
or the fact that she scares of intruders or anyone who tries to violate the NAP

but you don't want to be one, you just want it as a gf. Also i don't think people would want to steal your head

You just want an attention whore you can't even touch.

no user.
I want a dullahan gf.

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just realized I read the autofellatio part wrong.
I don't want to be the dullahan gf, but I won't judge her for what she does on her private alone time

It's a shame that they aren't actually very attractive according to legend.
monster.wikia.com/wiki/Dullahan

>the head appears dead and rotten with a demonic grin spread across its face.
hot.

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It's head is described to look like moldy cheese.

No, you want alice/celty3D to give you a blowjob.

I wouldn't.

>alice/celty3D
>3D
Disgusting.

disgusting
what he said

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T-thanks~

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you can have one, for a few seconds.

Dullahan isn't for lewd guys

Stop posting that image.