I had 192kj for breakfast

i had 192kj for breakfast
how is your diet going bant?

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damn ur fat.

yes
thats why i am trying to lose weight

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it consists of vodka and rage

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i just eat whatever the fuck i want because no matter how much i eat i never gain weight

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i wish i was you user

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Same desu

it is a blessing

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I eat whatever fits in my mouth and is tasty.
It's a good life.

are you fucking ignoring me

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no
do you want me to?
but what if you get fat?
lole

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are you ok ausanon?

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>do you want me to?
no

haha trips
good diet and weight loss will come to me

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I don't.
Due to superior US genetics.
Jealous bird boy?

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i cant even remember the last time i was happy

>superior US genetics
>he says this as he beds in his own natural 700lbs

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Slimmer than you roo.

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us dont have genetics though theyre not a coherent ethnicity
thats not good user i think you need to relax

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>Slimmer than you roo
whatever floats your boat burger boy

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also yes i am jealous

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i am physically incapable of relaxing

i am still mad at you though i dont care if you're gorgeous

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Still superior genes.

Go eat some Vegemite or something, disgusting koala spawn.

Good.

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not the same kiwi again lad

fuck if he hasnt got a new computer it isn't him

where'd my kiwi go

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Counting calories is rough my dude
Whenever I start to get a little pudgy I just eat less and in particular lay off the sweet stuff
It works every time.

why do you think im gorgeous user thats not very nice
i like you anyway come for cuddles
you are mean
there was another kiwi?
he probably died

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go choke on a mcdouble

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To discord and he's never coming back

oh that's why, I've been wondering where he went.

i have to to otherwise ill just eat and eat
stop being mean

You don't know the tale of legs kiwi?

stop being gay haha lole

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I JUST ATE 10 PIZZAS AND I NEED MORE

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no, tell me more
how is your cofe machine today
do not bully me

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he doesnt have discord

that's the thing
you just have to stop doing that
When you get a little hungry but you already had your meal, don't eat anything. Drink some water.
I mean, I'm assuming you're an adult here. By now, you should have a rough idea of how much food you need to eat in a day without counting the calories. You can only get so fat if you don't eat more than that.

*bullies you*
lole, nerd

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I'm not!
Just proud of my good genes!
Try going on walks more often if you really are trying to lose weight.

Dumb Roo!
I hope a dingo eats your baby!

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its easier for me his way
mean
mean
mean
i go on runs

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Basically he's just a cute kiwi and he posted pics of his shaven legs a couple times around the beginning of the gayposting era, but he's also a nice person I think you would like him if you ever meet him.

post his legs?

also he browses forced gay on literotica

;like he needed forcing

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Good!
Move the fat so much that it dissolves from the heat!

Gay!

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here
archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/3032276/

lol good to know

i hope both your legs break under your natural 700lbs and you are unable to afford the medical bills

gay boy

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thats not how fat works
and i might recognize his legs is why
stop

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also there's that newer legs pic with the socks but I can't find it rn and would rather not repost everything because it feels wrong :/

t. Actual hippo projecting

I doubt.

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I had one half of a nan for breakfast.
Nothing for lunch
One full naan with some chutni for dinner and a class of diet coke.

Pretty shit meal but I'm full so yeah

i think im friends with him on steam
lole

what do you guys think of pepsi max vanilla?

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Any bepis is gross!

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wrong
pepsi is a good drink especially pepsi max vanilla

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>y-y-you're projecting
running out of retorts? i've posted my stomach here before burger boy
hope you can afford those medical bills

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I like vanilla soda but diet sodas have fake sugars that aren't good for you

but normal sodas have real sugars that aren't good for you
stop being mean

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How the hell are you not been yet?

Bleh!
Coke is a real mans drink!

>posting a pic of yourself for all the gays to see and somehow thinking that's a good thing
Wew lad.

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stop being a gaylord

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Been?

its the only thing i can even digest atm

but fake sugars give you cancer
if you want to be healthy just drink water t.b.h

b& sorry autocorrect

coke is for homos
rude
soda?
i would rather have cancer than be fat

does anyone here play warthunder

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soda? was meant for you

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oh no a picture of my stomach whatever will i do
munch on a mcdouble

big gay new zealander

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i just want people to be nice

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I dunno.
I assumed it would happen sooner or later.
Maybe people like me enough not to report?
Or at least not hate me enough to bother.
That's unlikely though, it's probably just a matter of time.

Nuh uh!
That's both rude and untrue!
Take it back!

Yeah i bet you love the idea of having some gay homo looking at it.
Goddamned gay Aussies, get bit by a spider!

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this

you are being mean
cease
nice

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I like this new kiwi you're nice

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This is a very untrue statement. He's a pessimist.

Fine.
But that koala fucker started it!

there's nothing wrong with that

im not new lol
i can be both!

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Oh yeah you did tell me that before you just don't post often

No, the damage is done, I will never trust you.

well, considering 99% of the gays on here are gross neckbeards i really don't
go eat a spider burger boy

i'll be nice to your mum haha lole

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i post more now because my irl friend uses bant now
i just want to be friends...

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Oh, which kiwi is your irl friend?

idk how you would know him
one of the gay ones lole
there are like 12 kiwis on bant

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I promised the kiwi i wouldn't be mean so all I'll say is this.
Everyone has their fetishes, you don't have to feel ashamed for yours to be neckbeards.

pretty gross fampai

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hm ok I don't think I know him, there's a lot of gay kiwis lole

being nice is good

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I know.
But i wont judge, go be yourself.

Yea, sure...

i don't like neckbeards, stop trying to project your fantasies onto me i'm not interested

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Too late you just lost one

Look, the evidence was there.
>You posted a pic of your belly
>people post pics of themselves to get attention
>gays of Jow Forums ofc take notice
>in your own words 99% of gayposters are neckbeards
You clearly wanted to attract the neckbeards, no shame in admitting it.

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i posted it because someone asked and i'm not an insecure fag, so i did
the only anons who don't comply are trembling autists who are obsessed with being 100% anonymous and actual 400 pounders
try again burger boy

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im sorry!!
stahp

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Whatever you say bro.

I wasn't being mean!

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but you were encouraging him!

we need a new topic for discussion

But you're still very base so I respect you for that.

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you are gay

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base?
and what is wrong with being gay

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What's so funny?

He needs no encouragement!
He's just a mean Aussie!
What do you want?

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where can I find this pic? asking for a friend lol