I opened a fucking taxi door into my face and my nose hurts still

i opened a fucking taxi door into my face and my nose hurts still

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owned

I bet the driver thought you were a dweeb.

yes he kind of did

I opened a dooor into my heart and then u cloooosed it

shouldve taken an uber

and now i feel bad

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Suicide is pretty funny

shhhhina

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haha i love spacing out and smashing into stuff too hahh

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lol moron

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based

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h-haha yeah

wasn't an accident, i'm not dumb after all

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WHY DO YOU REPLY TO THE OTHER GUY AND NOT ME

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I opened a taxi door and got fucking kidnapped

alright maybe that's slightly worse

that what happens when you stay up all night drinking, dumb aussie

it really hurts dammit

did the prajeet drive cack himself as much as I did imagining it?

Doesn't matter you brought it on yourself

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I fucked an open taxi door with my nose and my face still hurts.

it got a giggle

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lol how does that even happen

hi attention whore

ouch

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unbased

give me a (you) or else i'll get more vodka

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unbased and bluepilled gay new zealander spotted

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Like Crimea.

Drink

Toejam consumer spotted

we've come full circle and you're enabling me now?

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you will get more vodka no matter what
lush

go lick the dead skin off your dying grandpas stiff feet you dirty footfag gaylord

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well yeah but its the principle of the thing

kiwi gave up on me now i'm so depressed

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when are you not depressed, slitwrist?

why do you guys get so upset over silly internet things like this

fucking bored and have no friends

find a hobby

>bored
>has no friends
>the obvious solution is to go on Jow Forums and announce how you will kill yourself
>hasn't done it yet

Are you like 5'2"?

yes

Poor fucking you

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do tall people use the top of your head as a drink table?

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no

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