i opened a fucking taxi door into my face and my nose hurts still
I opened a fucking taxi door into my face and my nose hurts still
owned
I bet the driver thought you were a dweeb.
yes he kind of did
I opened a dooor into my heart and then u cloooosed it
shouldve taken an uber
and now i feel bad
Suicide is pretty funny
shhhhina
haha i love spacing out and smashing into stuff too hahh
lol moron
based
h-haha yeah
wasn't an accident, i'm not dumb after all
WHY DO YOU REPLY TO THE OTHER GUY AND NOT ME
I opened a taxi door and got fucking kidnapped
alright maybe that's slightly worse
that what happens when you stay up all night drinking, dumb aussie
it really hurts dammit
did the prajeet drive cack himself as much as I did imagining it?
Doesn't matter you brought it on yourself
I fucked an open taxi door with my nose and my face still hurts.
it got a giggle
lol how does that even happen
hi attention whore
ouch
unbased
give me a (you) or else i'll get more vodka
unbased and bluepilled gay new zealander spotted
Like Crimea.
Drink
Toejam consumer spotted
we've come full circle and you're enabling me now?
you will get more vodka no matter what
lush
go lick the dead skin off your dying grandpas stiff feet you dirty footfag gaylord
well yeah but its the principle of the thing
kiwi gave up on me now i'm so depressed
when are you not depressed, slitwrist?
why do you guys get so upset over silly internet things like this
fucking bored and have no friends
find a hobby
>bored
>has no friends
>the obvious solution is to go on Jow Forums and announce how you will kill yourself
>hasn't done it yet
Are you like 5'2"?
yes
Poor fucking you
do tall people use the top of your head as a drink table?
no