Something I found online. This person is oddly dedicated to getting rid of apostrophes from the English language.
killtheapostrophe.com
APOSTROPHES BTFO
Aiden Lopez
Landon Price
this is what the next civil war will be about
Alexander Moore
what were you looking up to just stumble across this
Christian Smith
Apostrophes serve to seperate those who know how to speak English and those who don't.
Brody Robinson
Languages change, user. Whats incorrect yesterday becomes standard tomorrow.
Jaxson Perry
Whoms't'dve thought it was a good idea?
Jaxson Kelly
Retarded illiterate morons thinking they're smart.
Xavier Diaz
lol wats for lunch
Benjamin Ward
Languages are organic constructs that change over time. I dont like giant linguistic reforms, but something like this isnt too much of a change.
Assuming youre from Romania and dont just live there: why do you speak Romanian and not Latin?
Isaac Nguyen
I really wish the guy who wanted to creste a sarcasm mark was as passionate.
Jaxson Bell
y'all think that's a good idea
Noah Taylor
Some people use "/s" at the end of sarcastic sentences to indicate sarcasm.
Noah Brooks
>reddit
I knew it
Jaxon Nelson
No, I first saw it on Jow Forums.
Andrew Peterson
language is always degrading. remember when gay meant happy and lesbians were actually people from lesbia
they even proposed to removing correct spelling because it was 'slowing them down'
telegraph.co.uk
its fucking tragic
Carson Anderson
There pretty much is no reason for apostrophes to exist, though. Unlike the proper comma placement, which 90% of the brainlet internet user base does not use properly, and which also has pretty much the same placement rules in all European languages.
Angel Kelly
Of FUCKING course its an American advocating for simplifying the simplist language on the planet.
I wish you guys spoke in runes so I couldn't understand your drivel
David Reed
The oversexualization of terms is annoying, yes, but this isnt a faggot-influenced change, its just something Im doing for fun because itll have an influence on the future of the English language.
Ryder Bailey
I've never once seen this.
Jaxon Evans
Brits constantly criticize American English because its not as complicated yet they also criticize the American measurement system because its too complicated unlike the simplified metric system. Dont you see the error there?
Kevin Reed
Hmm, maybe what I saw was a poster from Reddit on here and thought that it was a Jow Forums thing.
Owen Cook
>t. learning sand runes to please his masters
David Adams
english isn't simple
Levi Evans
>strawmanning
Your metrics aren't shit because they are complicated, they are just a mess to use
Jaxson Rodriguez
It is in comparison to moon runes and snow nigger language
Brandon Morris
The problem with snowflake american units isn't that they're complicated but that they exist
Samuel Long
Shut it, Jungle Texas.
Easton Cox
Fuck off it's how you can tell if you're are person from Michigan.
Jacob Harris
Contractions are still proper grammar, and how do you decide to indicate in word is a possessive without it?
Ian Kelly
the apostrophe denotes ownership. they want to deny anyone ownership of anything.
Jack Ortiz
Jow Forums is now an anti apostrophe board
Owen Kelly
The website will answer all of your questions.
Andrew Brown
language evolves to become easyer to speak dumb dumb
Luis Adams
Actually I prefer to write do not instead of don't
John Clark
If anything needs to get removed it's the question mark. That shit is fucking useless
Dominic Harris
The question mark changes the pronunciation, apostrophes dont (e.g. "it is?" vs "it is.").
Nathan Hall
you say
is it
if you want to ask a question
you say it is if you're making a statement
Chase Hernandez
No, it can be both.
- "It's raining outside!"
- "It is?"
- "It's raining outside!"
- "It is"
Ian Ross
You're right but that seems pointless when you could just say
is it, and then you would never need a question mark Ever
Owen Myers
Its called an example. Im sure this isnt the only scenario where it could be confusing.