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Why didnt you plan ahead silly

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its the uk were not used to this

Again, just cover yourself in lidocaine. Just rub it all over.

its always hot in summer nigga

my self esteem hurts
please gib (you)s

we havent had a heat wave like this in a while

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I wouldn't know I haven't been outside in two weeks, I feel like shit.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

okee

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oh cmon, you can't be serious, why nobody even told me to kill myself?

stay inside, trust me

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Go outside it's gorgeous
I don't want you to die

DO NOT do this

If any Russian poster dies, ill be pissed.

all the chubby niggas not wearing shirts is enough for me.

I might fuck off to the park tomorrow, all my local friends are busy for the next few weeks so I've got nothing to do.

There is literally never a reason to stay inside
If you can affix your shitposting laptop to a tree do it

could probably shitpost from my phone to be fair. Might sit out in the garden but I've been playing a lot of CS in an attempt to receive human interaction.

There is literally never a reason to go outside when you can order food from the internet desu

Yes there is
Breath in the clean air and listen to the birds
outside(rural) >>>>>>>>>> inside > outside(city)

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>clean air
>rural
the smell of manure and mud is not clean to me

Wasn't talking about farmland
Do you see ANY trees there?

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my friend almost got raped in a woodland area where i live

stay inside the outside world is dangerous

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Wot

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outside is dangerous
this

No go outside

Tell me MORE

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Go outside, you might find a gf there.

ehh, it was like 5 years ago. she was walking in the woods and some coked up weirdo was trying to get her to have sex with him

In any case that's no excuse
Trees + sunlight + air makes happy people

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blatant lies

and there was that time i was outside and a bunch of chavs started throwing rocks at me

That's other people's fault, you keep getting that part wrong. The best nature has no people in it
It's true and you know it because both of us have done it

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there will always be people around weather you like it or not..

oh and there was that time some suspicious bloke tried to get me to go in his van

not true

If there's a road through the woods you're in you're doing it wrong

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I just want you to go outside into the wonderful nature why won't you listen

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oh and there was that time my nan was outside and she fell into the dyke

and that time where some kid i knew was outside and he got ran over and died

and that time where some dude got robbed by a group of chavs while he was outside

STOP

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jokes aside I do enjoy hiking desu

stop what

If he dies, he dies