An asteroid is crashing into the earth in 2 minutes.
What do you do?
An asteroid is crashing into the earth in 2 minutes
Rape my stupid fucking dog
jerk off probably
Frogpost
Hm, maybe score kot ID?
think about this picture and how it makes me feel
shitpost
What I do everyday!
FUCK YOUR MOM IN THE PUSSY XD
drink all the whiskey
How absolutely dare you sir!
Rob a bank
probably keep shitposting. I might get a biscuit since it wont matter. What else am I gonna do?
There are worse ways to go. At least everybody else is out too.
Observe the meteorological event
based
hug a pillow and stare at pictures of my waifu
Die
masturbate
post on bant
Get an umbrella
Kiss Jow Forums farewell
smoke
I beat the fuck out of my meat so hard that I cant feel my left leg
that's the asteroid's personal problem
just go to sleep
browse internet for other peoples reactions
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Rape something female enough
It's been 8 hours
OP you liar
try and call my girlfriend who's away right now :(
Smoke and listen to music and wait for my dream to come true as I eventually am embraced by death.
let's have tea and browse reactions together
listen to my favourite vinyl record
be happy for the asteroid is the first thing who wants to hit on me