What would be your ideal gf Jow Forums ?

MAN I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT MADE ME FEEL SO HEATED
HOW WE CREEP WITHOUT SHOWING YOU JACK
SHIT FROM BELOW, GIVE A SHIT IF YOU KNOW
CUZ EVEN IF YOU DID, YOU'D KEEP COMING BACK
BACK FOR MORE, NEED IT MAN YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE HEAT
WE MAKE BEATS CATCH
BEAT IT TILL IT BLEEDS TO DEATH, EACH TRACK
LIKE EPDM SNAPPIN NECKS AS WE TAP ENERGY FROM EVERYTHING ON AND OFF THE MAP

fundamentalist christian tomboy

A christian virgin, who would want to have at least 6 kids, hold hands in public and take care of our home

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
TAKYON
HELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLING IT
TAKYON
ALRIGHT THAT'S TIGHT WHAT'S IT LIKE TO EXPERIENCE
TAKYON

There's a lot to choose from. A homie tank commander wouldn't be bad, for example.

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TAKYON, SHOT DOWN YOUR THROAT LIKE A KEG OF BEER
CHOKE ON THE SMOKE WE IN AND EXHALE TIL THE WHOLE CHAMBER IS CLEAR
HATERS ACT SO FUCKING WEIRD
TRY TO STAIN THIS ATMOSPHERE
BUT THEY CAN'T CUZ IT'S WAY TOO SHEER
HOW TO MAKE A HATER DISAPPEAR

2d

cute shorthaired tomboy with flat chest

extremely based

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TAKE SHIT WHERE IT AIN'T NEVER BEEN
FUCK WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD NOT COMPREHEND
THIS SHIT IF I FISTED YOUR BRAIN WITH IT
10-9-8-7-TRIPLE 6-5-FORKED TONGUE
CRIMINAL LEVEL CRUNK LIGHTNING STORM
GET OUT OF THE WAY OR GET TORN
AIN'T A PICTURE BIG ENOUGH TO FIT
WHAT WE DIG UP FROM THE CORE
OF ALL THAT THEY FORGOT EVER WAS
MILITANT MARCH OF THIS WAR

doesnt sound like a good time

>Manlets wanting to be cradled by big girls
Sad!

There are still decisions to make.

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TAKYON - TAKING THEM DOWN
ALL WE SEE IS BLOOD
TAKYON - TURNING THEM OUT
HOW TO TRICK OUT AND FREAK THAT BUZZ

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
TAKYON
HELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLING IT
TAKYON
ALRIGHT THAT'S TIGHT WHAT'S IT LIKE TO EXPERIENCE
TAKYON

And don't get fooled.

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anyone that loves me and I love them
also this

Maybe it would be if you weren't intimidated by high intelligence. I'd welcome a battle of the minds with the gf. All I crave is a good, engaging and polite debate.
This more to your taste?

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British. Her specifically.

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I thought yukatas were summer wear.

god I hate namefags

LUNAR ECLIPSE, FORCING YOU TO TRIP
OFF THE MOONLIT FIRE WE SPRAY
CRYONIC HAUNTED BULLETS HOLLOW TIPPED WITH TOXIC WASTE
SO HERE'S THE DEAL, IF YOU DON'T FEEL ILL
DON'T WANT IT NOWHERE NEAR MY ZONE
THAT SHIT IS DEAD, CAN'T NOBODY GET
WITH THAT SHIT GETS DIAL TONED

take this

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6/10 Japanese plain jane geek who hates the outdoors and normies

TAKYON - BITCH SLAPPIN PUSSY CLOTS AND CLONES
TAKYON - SETTIN OFF UNIBOMBS INSIDE YOUR DOME

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
TAKYON
HELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLING IT
TAKYON
ALRIGHT THAT'S TIGHT WHAT'S IT LIKE TO EXPERIENCE
TAKYON

kek nice

lol this is great thanks

we share the same feels

Of course you do because we're all so awful just wanting to have a name.
>muh anonymous secret club

A non existent one

see

tru

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Hijacking a thread to blog post and beg for attention is not the same as trying to have a conversation with someone. Grow the fuck up.

You're just being such a psued my man
"Maybe it would be if you weren't intimidated by high intelligence"

Probably the wrong way to phrase that.
Let me try to remedy this.
>maybe it would be someone wasn't intimidated by high intelligence
I didn't mean to make it sound like I was trying to attack anyone. Merely that if one doesn't fear high intelligence an INTJ gf would be fun.
Make sense?

alright I still don't agree with you but I appreciate your effort to fix the situation :)

Thanks m8.
What's your ideal gf?

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boner

I can dig it. At least you're realistic about it.

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I had one of those pics saved that just said "I love you" but I don't feel like digging through my folder for it

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my favorite

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I unironically had an imaginary gf for ~17 years now. Ive a real gf now but i never really ''left'' her I still talk with her / masturbate thinking about her etc

That seems very sad.

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made my own

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i didn't/dont feel miserable. i dont 'hangout' with her as often though. at first it was basically 24/7

I don't think that's sad user
Does your real gf know about her?

sounds like a tulpa.

no, nobody does

Takyon - bitch slapping pussy clots and clones
Takyon - setting off Unabombs inside your dome
Give it up, bitch, you know this is it
Get with this or get left cause it's on!
Takyon

fuck

wow damn i didnt know there was a word for this and even less people 'trying' to make one.

This sounds exactly like my sister-in-law. Needless to say shes been constantly in and out of relationships. Can't hold a boyfriend down for more than 3 months at a time. The poor fuckers that have stayed longer have had to call the cops for some reason or another. She glassed the last bloke she was with

That's probably for the best

fpbp

why do i relate to this picture

You don't want a girlfriend, you want a mommy.

The more you know, Satan.

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Bingo

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Just an untainted woman of my stock that's down to marry eventually.
No feminist, but at the same time no full on "pro-patriarchy" cunt either. Those bitches expect every little aspect of life to designated to gender 100% of the time and it's annoying.
They are almost like crypto-feminist in some ways. "Hurr durr men pull all the weight while I blog about how trad I am on instagram." Yeah fuck that. Open up a god damn etsy too or else we're going to be poor as fuck

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Dammit Normie, this is very similar to some of the girls I've gone for.

GF ARE NOT REAL

Based EXMILITARY poster

blessed

looks like my ex

this desu
People always seem to poo poo clingy girls but I love it. I miss my first gf: clingy autistic submissive gf.

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Clingy gets tiresome so fast though, after a while I just get irritated 24/7.

Im pretty patient so it never got tired for me over the entire 10 months. Maybe it wouldve after years but, honestly, it cooled down a lot after the first month or two when she got used to the idea that i wasnt going to disappear.
I dont really get the problem desu. Its not that hard to deal with attention seeking. Whats she gonna do anyway? I liked being wanted.

Literally my dad
They are divorced now

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I don't know, I just like it more to be with an adult with some level of independence.

this sure is insipid

To each and their own.
theres a limit, of course. I wouldnt date someone who couldnt even go to the toilet without help or something. A lot of this stuff goes away with time, im pretty sure, anyway. Lets face it, someone who doesnt like going to the shop and talking to the cashier probably wasnt brought up properly so just paternalize them a bit and theyll grow up. Which I enjoy doing.

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I guess I'm not the kind of person who likes to care or nurture others, I expect them to be able to take care of themselves in the same capacity as me.

>qt labrat gf
>super smart and working on some secret government project
>only get to see each other every other weekend or so
>into all the depraved hentai and furry shit
>not interested in having kids
>from a well functioning family
A man can dream.

>not interested in having kids
>from a well functioning family

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Her parents have done well for themselves and she doesn't want kids, pretty simple m8.

its not a family if you dont have kids
you'd live with her parents as their children?

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>shadman

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One that actually exists and not inside my computer screen.

becouse i am tall af( 6'5" or 195cm) a short one with hider hips and big tiddies.

before i sudenly grew i used to be a short 5' guy and dreamed of very tall gf that would dominate me. now that my dreams got destroyed i have new ones. adapt guys

i want her to play with me ;(