”So user, what do you think about Turkey?”

Only acceptable at Christmas

come here hijabi qt succ me pls

turkey will use the migrant horde as a weapon to destroy europe

>tfw no middle class moderate pro-erdogan gf

Baba Köksal 's alright.

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L.O.L.!!!! le ebic reppit switcheroo!!! kindly upbooped my good gentlesirs xD 8P

Good we will send all the k*rds to muttmerica

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kek fuck off you filthy kurds you are like pests

>implying this whole thread isn’t gif related
>projecting plebit use
>most likely a roach

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Is this an artists visualization of a fetish or a picture showing a documented event in history?

Stop making this thread, vittu.

H-haha, well, I guess I l-like it with g-gravy and the s-stuffing is p-pretty good.

Wow, just imagining it. Potentially a world superpower allied with Nazi Germany

cursed by islam.

Cant even follow the god of head scarfs and explosion correctly, denies Armenian genocide, holds christian land, is part of the EU, lets millions of Muslims into Europe
kebab should die

its the "how to integrate in germanosland" carousel, it was used by arabic teachers in 15th century

Yes, but aside from that they would have kept the Muslims in check. Being a caliphate themselves there would be no incentive for radicalization. Friendly dealings with the modern Ottoman superstate would've been useful against the commies and prevented the sort of civilizational conflict being fomented today.

Of course, this was all understood prior to WW1, and so actions were taken according to ensure that the contrived history thought up by the common criminals would continue to take place.

Muslims destroyed the ottomans, but its probably a good thing since it was so centralised

No u

Ah, the dirty EU aristocracy directly responding to my honest queries.
They would run and fuck in circles, never getting anywhere, so i guess it was a pretty good prank.
Why do you call everyone Eddy?

>Why do you call everyone Eddy?
be nice now, or else I unpack my folder of funny germany things :3

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Do it. I only visited for cheap fuel and groceries anyway.
Please clear up a few myths too.
Is it true that the movie
"The empire strikes back"
is seriously named
"Et empire knippels retour"?

Also
Rennie ruseld de moche in de reih

This is actually germany.

It seemed to me that it was the British.

"eddy" (actually written "äddi") means "goodbye"
>Is it true that the movie
>"The empire strikes back"
>is seriously named
>"Et empire knippels retour"?
no that was a joke picture, but very funny for us
>Rennie ruseld de moche in de reih
I don't understand this
If you look for a dirty song in luxembourgish see here
wiesel.lu/2004/04/19/hesper-kutsch-online/

"mutsch" means cunt, which makes it so much funnier that our health minister is called "Lydia Mutsch" (she is married to my former boss kek (fucking socialists))

>"eddy" (actually written "äddi") means "goodbye"
I know that, it's a common joke over here

>Rennie
There used to be a german pill to ease digestion
named like that. An aquaintance told me he heard a radio ad for that product over there
That was what he verbally conveyed to me was the slogan in the that language.

Thanks for the link, will watch now

Heard they have some bretty gud black coffee.

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Haven't seen much outside of Istanbul, but it looked identical to any south slav Euro country to me.

Great alternative to beef and tases better than chicken

cockroaches

good sandwich meat

came here to post this. should replace erdogan as president

full of Turks and Kurds

We could have returned Constantinople to the Christians if pesky bongs didn't interfere. I hope they are happy with all their diversity now.

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They played a big part and to a lesser extent the jews, but the main destroyers were the muslims

10/10

Should not integrate EU. We're OK with democracy, not with feudalism. Try to talk to us when you'll have democracy.