what should I get to drink?
I just woke up and I can't decide please help I'm thirsty
What should I get to drink?
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bleach
hard liqour
water
RUM
RUM to be more precise
cum
water
no
no
no
no
maybe
I said water
based
oh
I only have whiskey what do?
who's?
waters gay and you're gay
your own
make a hot strong coffee
get tha rum
buy it from a liqour store
Drink the whiskey then bongboy
best suggestion so far as it doesn't involve me getting out of bed
no thank you I'm not gay
i don't even like rum
i don't like whisky either
they both suck tb h
good, get some cum into you
keep you nice and hydrated
will it hydrate me if it is my own cume?
okay...
do this cum is better than rum
of course
do you not know of Bear Gryll's most popular quote? "Worst case scenario, drink your own cum"
it's basically water 2.0
now, get to drinking
>best suggestion so far
>no thank you I’m not gay
Hmmm
Drink the whiskey (safely) at some point anyway I want to see drunk brit
Drink my pee
but it's gross and sticky
really? all of the water comes from my own body. wouldn't I lose water?
and i have to waste energy to get the cuum.
nonono not happening
>nonono not happening
Pussy
you lose it but then immediately make it back hundred fold by drinking the cume
it's very healthy, lots of professionals that i can't name agree with me
you can have a lil rest afterwards
drink the rum nerd
what's the worst that can happen?
don't actually answer that just do it
wow rude
im probably not doing it again any time soon. and I really don't like the taste of whsikey
well I can't argue with unnamed experts
it's 8am
no
yeah do it.
>it's 8am
perfect timing
good bongboi
get to 'producing' some cume right now
ewwww
if you do that bong you better wash it down with rum
ITT GAYLORDS
im not going to start drinking as soon as I get up
i have stuff I need to do today
eh...
i might not drink the cumme
i think I'll just stick to tea
Fuck off shitpost you're a homo
>i might not drink the cumme
bluepilled
Sor-
vodka
I drinking this but I don't feel any thing yet
it's weird and sticky and I think I'll just have a normal drink for now
i don't have any vodka
fuck off I though you were dead
I am dead
put some cume in your tea instead of milk
the cume is plenty more healthy and you can't taste the difference
good
would it dissolve?
or would it float around or sink to the bottom? I think it would just sit at the bottom if the mug which is kinda disgusting
Why?
you're always rude to me
You should only drink water
seriously, stop making him drink his own cum, he is actually gay faggot and might do it
I am
after you cume just let it sit for a bit on a flat surface, it'll turn into a milky substance that you can just mix nicely into your tea
then you've got yourself a lovely beverage
you can dip a biscuit into it or something too!
please stop bullying me
I only wanted a drink
how do you know all that?
I'm drinking too.
Also here
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GAY
im really not sure about this
how do you know this?
actions first, questions later
if you put some sugar in there i'm sure it'll give it an interesting taste too
drink your semen, it works for me
Really worried for you, user.
Aussies the fuck?
>Aussies the fuck?
blame the droughts
Update: I'm drinking some orange juice
there better be cume in that orange juice
Serious question, is slurping your own semen a sure path to alcoholism?
n-no...
>is slurping your own semen a sure path to alcoholism
they are distinctly different things
then we got a problem bongboi
why ain't there any cume in that OJ?
but i don't want to drink any cum
thats a lie
trust me bongboi, one sip and you're addicted for life
you'll love it
don't make me fly over to the UK and force feed you it
it is not a lie you dumb russian
im not drinking any semen you lewd aussie
i'm coming to the UK
aaaa no
I'll do it later I promise
*i'm cunming on UK
yeah, right, I totally belive you
no. that's not happening
fuck off. Im not drinking my own cumme
i never implied your own though
kill yourselves, would save tons of money for the psych ward
>I promise
>fuck off. Im not drinking my own cumme
literally booking the next flight rn
It's going to happened!
dumb russian
aaaaaa stop it
AAAAAAA NO ITS NOT
Bleach it like mostly watter so it should be safe too drink
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay dumb bong
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HERE IT CUMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
NVM
drink the cume
vodka
80%+ is only acceptable anything lower is pussy
no
fuck off shitpost you're a homo lol
noooooo I don't want to
but vodka is 40%
i'm going to tie you down and apply cume IV to your arm
nononoonononononononoono
maby your weak ass russian shit.
polish alco>ruski alco
cum is tasty and have alot of protein.
cum is part of balanced diet.
that'd knock you straight out lole
i can easly gulp entire 1liter no stopping and then more
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
are you a pretty big guy?
195cm (6'4)
i just googled polish vodkas and they are all 40%
you're full of shit m8
in some stores they sell stronger stuff with and they just slap a "vodka" name on it for legal reasons. also i make my own alco
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