What should I get to drink?

what should I get to drink?
I just woke up and I can't decide please help I'm thirsty

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bleach

hard liqour

water

RUM

RUM to be more precise

cum

water
no
no
no
no

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maybe

I said water

based

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oh

I only have whiskey what do?

who's?

waters gay and you're gay

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your own

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make a hot strong coffee

get tha rum

buy it from a liqour store

Drink the whiskey then bongboy

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best suggestion so far as it doesn't involve me getting out of bed

no thank you I'm not gay

i don't even like rum

i don't like whisky either
they both suck tb h

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good, get some cum into you
keep you nice and hydrated

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will it hydrate me if it is my own cume?

okay...

do this cum is better than rum

of course
do you not know of Bear Gryll's most popular quote? "Worst case scenario, drink your own cum"
it's basically water 2.0
now, get to drinking

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>best suggestion so far
>no thank you I’m not gay
Hmmm
Drink the whiskey (safely) at some point anyway I want to see drunk brit

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Drink my pee

but it's gross and sticky

really? all of the water comes from my own body. wouldn't I lose water?
and i have to waste energy to get the cuum.

nonono not happening

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>nonono not happening
Pussy

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you lose it but then immediately make it back hundred fold by drinking the cume
it's very healthy, lots of professionals that i can't name agree with me
you can have a lil rest afterwards

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drink the rum nerd
what's the worst that can happen?
don't actually answer that just do it

wow rude
im probably not doing it again any time soon. and I really don't like the taste of whsikey

well I can't argue with unnamed experts

it's 8am
no

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yeah do it.

>it's 8am
perfect timing

good bongboi
get to 'producing' some cume right now

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ewwww
if you do that bong you better wash it down with rum

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ITT GAYLORDS

im not going to start drinking as soon as I get up
i have stuff I need to do today

eh...
i might not drink the cumme
i think I'll just stick to tea

Fuck off shitpost you're a homo

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>i might not drink the cumme
bluepilled

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Sor-

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vodka

I drinking this but I don't feel any thing yet

it's weird and sticky and I think I'll just have a normal drink for now

i don't have any vodka

fuck off I though you were dead

I am dead

put some cume in your tea instead of milk
the cume is plenty more healthy and you can't taste the difference

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good

would it dissolve?
or would it float around or sink to the bottom? I think it would just sit at the bottom if the mug which is kinda disgusting

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Why?

you're always rude to me

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You should only drink water

seriously, stop making him drink his own cum, he is actually gay faggot and might do it

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I am

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after you cume just let it sit for a bit on a flat surface, it'll turn into a milky substance that you can just mix nicely into your tea
then you've got yourself a lovely beverage
you can dip a biscuit into it or something too!

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please stop bullying me
I only wanted a drink

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how do you know all that?

I'm drinking too.
Also here
youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls
GAY

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im really not sure about this
how do you know this?

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actions first, questions later
if you put some sugar in there i'm sure it'll give it an interesting taste too

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drink your semen, it works for me

Really worried for you, user.
Aussies the fuck?

>Aussies the fuck?
blame the droughts

Update: I'm drinking some orange juice

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there better be cume in that orange juice

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Serious question, is slurping your own semen a sure path to alcoholism?

n-no...

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>is slurping your own semen a sure path to alcoholism
they are distinctly different things

then we got a problem bongboi
why ain't there any cume in that OJ?

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but i don't want to drink any cum

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thats a lie

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trust me bongboi, one sip and you're addicted for life
you'll love it
don't make me fly over to the UK and force feed you it

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it is not a lie you dumb russian

im not drinking any semen you lewd aussie

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i'm coming to the UK

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aaaa no
I'll do it later I promise

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*i'm cunming on UK

youtube.com/watch?v=PYEJFSsfEcs

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yeah, right, I totally belive you

no. that's not happening

fuck off. Im not drinking my own cumme

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i never implied your own though

kill yourselves, would save tons of money for the psych ward

>I promise
>fuck off. Im not drinking my own cumme
literally booking the next flight rn

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It's going to happened!

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dumb russian

aaaaaa stop it

AAAAAAA NO ITS NOT

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Bleach it like mostly watter so it should be safe too drink

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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay dumb bong

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HERE IT CUMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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NVM

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drink the cume

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vodka

80%+ is only acceptable anything lower is pussy

no

fuck off shitpost you're a homo lol

noooooo I don't want to

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but vodka is 40%

i'm going to tie you down and apply cume IV to your arm

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nononoonononononononoono

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maby your weak ass russian shit.
polish alco>ruski alco

cum is tasty and have alot of protein.
cum is part of balanced diet.

that'd knock you straight out lole

i can easly gulp entire 1liter no stopping and then more

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

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are you a pretty big guy?

195cm (6'4)

i just googled polish vodkas and they are all 40%
you're full of shit m8

in some stores they sell stronger stuff with and they just slap a "vodka" name on it for legal reasons. also i make my own alco

Horchata