Hello Jow Forums i want to be a cute pet. the cuddles i would get would surely be worth it...

hello Jow Forums i want to be a cute pet. the cuddles i would get would surely be worth it. also i would be loved and people take care of me would you want the same user? anyways this is a free thread but please be nice :)

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ritsu
stop it

stop what?

Fuck you faggot

this is not about being gay :(

>The average gay boi hanging from the average noose boi

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Hello ritsu the nice Norwegian. How is life in Norway?

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It's sounds like something a homo would type

thats really awful :(
im doing great. i feel like im happy as when i was a child.

Ritsu on the pic

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why? doesnt everyone want to be cuddled and taken care of

please stop blacked ritsu memes :(

How’s this?

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That's good to hear! What's made you so happy?

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umm i guess its ok. but that flag. i know it...

talking with people here :)

What’s wrong with it Ritsu?

uhh nothing

Well that's true but you typed ti out in a very gay way

Good blacked boi, that’s correct

how was it gay? umm i just wrote it how i do normally.

i dont want to be apart of this joke anymore :(

Well than you have always been gay

Just dont talk to him Ritsu
He will become a statistic in a couple of weeks

oh. maybe you are right

How l nice to hear! I'm happy to be able to talk to you as well...

what? statistic? im unsure what you meant

Sounds cute

Its better if you dont know

thanks user
uh thanks. but this is what everyone wants right?
oh. i understand

I don’t think so, it’s more the submissive softy ones who want this

okey. but i would love too have this happen too me. im tired of just being alone.

Cut it out you little gay bastard

how is it gay? its nothing about gender preferences. i dont understand

Good luck then ritsu
You have the right personality for it

Oh please no one would care enough to put my death into the statistics

thank you so much user :3

what do you think of this pic?

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ehh the texts are from the bible but i cant connect them too the pics

I prefer to be the pet owner.

nah, it's from Paradise Lost

I hope you're ready to lick my face and eat your shit then

thats good too
what?!
licking is... umm acceptable but eating poo. no thanks. not all pets eat their poo

You're rock bottom so you'll get used to it

no. i will never eat poop. thats gross

You're poop

no im not

Yes

that was mean :(

Awe

im confused on what you mean?

You're cute :3

ow. i get it now. thanks user ( ˵ ╹ ◡ ╹ ˶ )

*the superior pet appears*
:v
*crow noices*

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Me and ritsu

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oh. i like birds :)

:V
*crow noices intensifies*

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thats cute
im a bit worried

>:V

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Hmm *hugs*

oh no...
:3

dartmouth.edu/~milton/reading_room/pl/book_1/text.shtml

I like you

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oh. ok i see.
thanks user. thats really sweet of you

You're the sweetest boy~ *kisses your cheek* :3