How many namefags you can able to name? Me, not so many. Lemme see...
Heaven (Australia) SHIT POST (USA) King of Jow Forums (South Africa) Dr. Medic (Czech Republic) Snekman (USA) Space cowboy (USA) Mrs. Normie (USA) Kek Kumar (India) Durgesh, citizen of Jow Forums (India) honest abe The Fresh Prince of Jow Forums (Russia)
i will fucking break your face, if i ever find you i will knock you out and drag you to a dark alley and fucking punch your lights out an hour straight ill break both of your orbital bones have your whole fucking gabber bruised and mangled, you will be so fucked up when the police find your body they will be puking, ill make sure to pound your stupid fuckign head with a brick until you are choking and gargling in a pool of your own blood and snot. ill fucking disembowel you and dumb your own disgusting shit all over your body, ill cut off your dick and force it down your fucking throat ill fucking skin you and lay your skin out like a fucking rag and turn you into a rock in a sock in your own fucking bloodied skin and flail your gimp mangled corpse around and ill piss down your mouth shut the fuck up you disgusting fucking pig fuck you
Henry Gomez
Autism. But based autism
Easton Wilson
NO I DONT HAVE FUCKI NG AUTISM YOU FUCKING STUPID MARIO FANS SONIC WOULD FUCKIN WI-*SHITT NFUDAMHFI9DAUHF9UA* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP SOUNDS THE ALARMS I GOT THE BIG CUMS TO MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK BRUH SPLSG9RM 9MG9UMDFGJIUHRIU BRAPBERAP SHOW ME HOW THOSE BALLS FART PLAP PLAP PLAP BING BANG WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm five foot five inches tall, a hundred and seventy nine pounds. Not very impressive. Stocky, well defined as husky. I got muscles, but I also have a bit of layered pudge. But my profession sir is to teach people how to kill other people through the military. I teach the weapons. I am an instructor for hand to hand. I'm not saying anything to try and over exagerate myself. I'm simply stating the facts.
But just remember that the day I should ever run across you in real life, I shall giggle with glee and unabashed joy as I peel your scalp from your skull with my finger nails, dig my thumbs into your eye sockets, remove your intestines from your stomach an curl them into a loop so I can fuck them and jizz into your ripped open stomach, and then urinate all over your mutilated form before crushing your throat with my hands.
The way the persons face etches into your brain as you watch it go from outrage, to confusion, to pain and sorrow as they feel themselves slipping away. The blood that gives them life spreading out around them or running warmly down there bodies as they stare at you. Stare at you an accuse you of killing them. Even if they had just been trying to kill you. But I'd take glee in seeing your face. You're an internet troll, who feels that he is unstoppable behind your lil computer monitor.
Just remember. What I said. I have not threatened you. I have just simply stated a promise of what I would do to you with so much gratification and joy of exhilaration as I carve my name into your forehead with an icepick as I fuck your gutted open stomach as your bowels and bladder evacuate themselves in spasms of death.
I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SQUAT UR HEAD WITH A ROCK U FUCKIN FAGGOT. IM GOING TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I AM I CANT CONCENTRATE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM GOING TO CUT YOUR FUCKING LEGS OFF AND SEW YOUR WHOLE BODY TO MY BALLS. YOUR BODY WILL BE DANGLIG OF MY BALLS I SHALL HAVE OUR FLEHS MEAT YOU WILL BECOME A PART OF MY BODY WHOOPPOHOH AWOOGA AWOOGA YOU WILL BEOCME MY NEW ORGAN, DANBGLING OF MY BALLS U SHALL BE MY MEGA MASTURBATOR!!!!!!! I CAN MEGA BMASTURBATE WITH UR FUCKING BODY ANYTIME I WANT CUZ U R DANGLING OF MY BALLS BEYBLADES BEYBLADES LET IT RIP WHIISHIH9SIHS9HSHSHSHSHS D O UNKNOW WHEN U SPIN UR BALLS LIKE A SHOPPIN BAG LET EM SPIN [ORIGINAL JUNGLE SOUND BLUE CHOOPA] U SHAL BE MY BEYBLADE WHIE I FUCK UR FACE MY... MY SUBJECT MY MY FLESHLIGHT *cums*
I never make these lists man. I hope one day I make all the lists of idolized bant posters
Gabriel Fisher
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW FUCKING CRINGE MAN STFU
Daniel Morris
(triplel) thanks doc
Jacob Myers
haha there must have been a mistake. I don't see anyone mentioning me.
Michael Watson
>dat flag No the cringe is all yours, friend
Charles Lee
LOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLO CRINGE IMAGINE BEING A NAMEFAG WACKING N SLAPPIN HIS DONG TO ANY THREADS THAT LIST NAMEFAGS SO WHEN HE SEES HIS NAME HE FUCKING BUTTFUCKING BIG CUMS BECAUSE OF THE ATTENTION *sorry if i farted*
Logan Ramirez
Theres also madomado (Germany)
Colton Sanders
lole you're a gook
Benjamin Turner
The best are the ones that stay in the shadows and dont avatarfag
Joshua Williams
niggy-chan (Canada)
Daniel Taylor
i dunno mate, avatarfags arent that bad 2bh
Adam Stewart
korbo normie kek specialist happy day memeboi amei bumstead shelby