Tick tock roasties

Tick tock roasties

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That's a midget in a costume

i wanna fuck that robot

this is what happens when r9k comes to pol. be gone!

r9k and pol are natural allies though

We keep the Lauren Southern shills away

tick tock

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>those hips
truly the future

terrifying

what is all that fluid on the table?

I can forget about sleep tonight.

Oh YOU know ;)

big boss?!

WTF is this? A torture bot?

Listen to the Haruhi Suzumiya ending on another tab and you'll see that robot is obviously making a feeble attempt at doing the dance from that song. With time, we'll have anime robot waifus who can actually do that dance.

Id wet myself too if i were in his position.
They didn't even give the poor guy feet.

>dat ass

youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI

reminds me of the flayed cartel dude with no hands

I think you and OP are on the same page

why do you even need them to walk for?
just have them in bed with their legs spread and that'd be enough.

Future is bright

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semen

What you want is a fucktoy. They're plenty available already.
The future is with synthetic waifus.

>Tick tock fleshies

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why do you think that all the women who were never going to fuck you to begin with will care when you start fucking robots?

This is my (((fetish)))

>why do you think that all the women who were never going to fuck you to begin

They still want to be DESIRED by those men, even if they would never have anything to do with them.

stupid

Water due to the movement being powered by hydraulics.

Nice but I dont believe we will be alive to have actual robots.

>muttslut

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I'll be this is the origin of that CIA psyop to fuel cartel and zetas infighting in mexico.

So they can walk to the bathroom and rinse their own pusy out

Autobalancing could be improved a bit more. It doesn't seem to be as fluid as it could be.

Good enough to give handjobs. Now if she can cook and clean, yeah, I'll take one. Cut the traces on the wifi and reflash her with a custom ROM and I'll be set for life.

I'm not even a 'muh sexbots' fag, but just being able to walk a bit awkwardly is a massive achievement. We tend to take the complexity of our bodies for granted.

She's a hotty!

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It doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to be good enough.

Just imagine if the Japanese and DARPA and Boston Dynamics ever got together to build a sexbot.

A hotty of a bottie

Have you not watched the development of robotics over the decade?
This is honestly massive improvement.

The model number for that is HRP-4C, leave it to the Japanese to come up with a sexbot with an auto parts bin number.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HRP-4C

This one always makes me laugh.

Biocunts BTFO!!!

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a weapon to surpass metal gear..

And the HRP-4C costs $250000. But you know what? I bet a lot of guys would go into debt to buy one if it were on sale. And if they got production up, I bet they could get the cost down under $100k

What a sweet ass

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I'd like to put it in her auxiliary bus if you know what I mean.

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same

fantastic plastic

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I'm annoyed that that gave me a semi.

>Tick tock roasties
Sex bot the only solution for lobster that won't take responsibilities and put effort to rise up in the dominance hierarchy...

You are a pathetic excuse for a human being.

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They will. Men just want the sex. Women are programmed to want the support and relationship.

>femlet sexbots
>femlet chinkbots

who would pay for a fake robo chinklet lmao

youtu.be/vjSohj-Iclc

Nips are so behind in robotics its fucking embarrasing, you know what else could walk like a snail, fucking asimo from 2002

where? she has no cunt, rub between her armpit servos?

I'll say this. The guy who founds the first viable sexbot company will become the next fucking Bill Gates in terms of wealth. A fucking tsunami of money will come (hur) his way.

Tranny hands

A 3D printed fleshlight socket is only a Thingiverse download away.

>Overdosing on Skub

>nicknamed MEME

>tranny
Transformer confirmed!

Bitches don't know about my plastic cunt!

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It would still be a money saver of the real thing

>HA! Who needs actually continuing my genetic lineage and civilization in a moral way, I've got a giant fleshlight!
This is literally no different from claiming pornography means sex is invalid.

Yeah, that's what's going to make the first (or maybe third) founder of a sexbot company richer than Bill Gates. Bill Gates will look like fucking trailer trash compared to the wealth of whoever does it.

Paying $100k is cheaper than a real wife. If they can do housework and have an artificial womb then real women will be some weird fetish thing like cuckoldry.

> Japanese engineers unironically studied the physical anatomy & nature of a 17 year old human vagina, down to the small number measurements, to produce this

Wow it's almost as listless and robotic as a real Asian woman. So realistic...

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Japan, no further explanation required.

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Japs always do a hash job then claim it's the real thing.

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I think they look better without all that face goop.

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based and redpilled

Sure, they can make her look exactly the way you want. It'll be an extra $4000 and 4 weeks lead time though.

too jumpy, more work to be done imho

*slap*
You're talking to me bitch?
*slap* *slap*
You're TALKING TO ME BITCH??!?
*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*

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That's the worst silicone breast mold i've ever seen in my life.

TICK TOCK ROASTIES

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>That manlet Jow Forums arm
They never learn

lobster?

Because incels will be able to afford these on their allowance.
Right.

So you are going to fuck robots?

I'm sure there's going to be an HRP-5C. And a -6C. And a -7C...

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What the absolute fuck

Banks love to lend money on things that self-collateralize. If you can't afford it, they will give you an easy payment plan. Just like with cars.

wtf is that

Those man hands.

I'm guessing based on the name and the pics, a dude who gets off by fucking anthro dog dolls.

Medical training bot. Provides a good middle step for med students between working on cadavers and working on living, breathing patients.

Get Dan Harman over here

Imagine being this much of an incel

So how much longer until I can have my own imouto lolibot?

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Well that went differently then I thought it would.

he think that's bad

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