*slow metal plays*

Oh then no thanks

tfw no flat chested short haired tomboy catgirl gf with a welsh accent that hates pakis and wants a monarcho-fascist state with a large christian family

>tfw no 80s goth gf

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Tfw gf but want to kms

*crack*
*sip*
*starts lawnmower*
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKVRVRVRVRVRVRVR
*sips*
What was that champ?!
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Something about no gf?
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCHCHCHCHCCHCHCHCHCHCCHKJKJKCKCCHCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCHKCHKCHK
*sips*
*turns of lawn mower*
VRRRRRmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*starts weed whacker*
VRRRRVRRRRRVRRRRRRVRRRRRVRRRRRRR
What's that ace? HEY PUT OUT THAT CIGARETTE!
VRRRRVRRRRRVRRRRVRRRVRRRR
Sorry bud I can't hear you over muh wheed whacker!
VRRRRVRRRRVRRRVRRRVRRRVRRRVRRRVRRVRRRVRRRVRRRVRRRVRRR
Why aren't you outside with your friends slugger?
What?! WHAT?! No gf?
Well quit your bitchin and....hold on
*sip*
VRRVRRVRRVRRVRRRVRRRRVRRRRRRVRRRRRR
*turns off weed whacker*
Ah good shit.
*sip*
If you were outside and having fun with friends then you'd have a gf you gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps chief and...
*sip*
*belch*
*slaps belly*
Go get that girl. She's not gonna fall into your lap while you're bitching you gotta WORK.
*sip*
And work HARD!

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This

That is pretty pacific user but sure there is somebody like that out there

Selfish

>pacific

FUCK FUUUUUUUCKKKKK I JUST GOT OUT THE DENTIST AND MY GUMS ARE FUCKING BLEEDING FUCK YOU DENTIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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dumb pedo summerfag namefag

*takes of fedora and flips it in the air and it lands perfectly on ur head*
yeah, thats only a taste of my powers...

Hurr durr gfs don't mystically fix your fucking life get it through your fucking head. But you're probably a middle class fuck who will never have to work for a living and deludes himself that finding a gf will make him climb one step above everyone else or let him achieve total freedom.
Take it from me. There's only one kind of freedom, only one, to see properly and have your pockets full of money. The rest is bullshit.

FUCK YOU FAGGOT THIS HURTS

*stops time*
*walks up to you and slices you in half with my ULTIMATE DEMON YARI*
tcht... , if only you knew my weakness was not being able to equip my fedora while wielding my lance, if you didnt do your little trick youd still be living your pathetic life

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*taps you on the back*
*devlish cackling*
well you see *clears throat* friendo
that wasn't me, tch tch, that was just a doppelganger illusion i made of myself
and now ive got you in a quiet... well... compromising position
you now vow to be my, heh - little slave - and you wont be feeling a dagger to your neck
what do you say?

tl:dr i'm K*rbo the failed tranny, look at me and laugh

*turns around to reveal a twisted smirk*
"hehee-hahahahahhahaha"
*your hand begins to slow*
"w-what did you do to me?" you say, fearfully
"this is one of my hidden abilities, END OF TIME, all who touch me will cease to move forward in time"
"in other words, LOSER, you will become another statue for my collection, but dont worry, you will have plenty of company"

>Middle class
Dude i'm poor as fuck

*stops time*
*walks up behind you*
*gives you a hug and whispers*
"You'll find a way to be strong in this world user"
*fades away.*
>pic related it's me

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE FAILED LIFE
IM SORRY TENSHIRO, NAGASAKI, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT HAVBE YOU DONE

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tenshiro, nagasaki? such cute names, ill be sure to petrify your pathetic friends as well
oh, and im keeping the fedora

i dont like where this rp is going your build is too powerful
please let me keep the fedora god fuck lets do it again

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GODDAMN IT DAD YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND AND FOR THE LAST TIME I'M GENZ NOT A MILLENIAL

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very well, instead of freezing you in time, i shall send you back in time instead, I hope you can speak Japanese!

*strokes beard*
*plucks chest hair*
*puts on fedora*
*unsheaths katana and holds it with 2 hands*
I, am your worst nightmare! In the land of Neckbeardia your fighting is comparable to that of an infant who has only just started his training!
*raises sword*
I! AM! NECKOSLOVAKIA! SUPREME EMPEROR OF NECKBEARDIA! I HOPE YOU CAN WITH STAND MY CURRENT POWER! AS THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
*Does a speedy belly flop to show all 350 KG of raw strength

*crack*
*sip*
Gay.

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i knew that you was ghei, dumb gheicowboi.