why are banterers so h*cking cute
Why are banterers so h*cking cute
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Say that shit to my face homo.
I don't know, King Gay. Must be something in the water.
Me and UK
abre la putereta
ha that isn't me
guess I'm not king anymore
thanks
cute
Unbased IP switcher
me giving the kiwi the spinn
Whoa, there's another King Gay that has emerged in my abscence?
Okay never mind I take the unbased comment back, thank you for the spin
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY
maybe? I don't know
as long as I can get rid of the stupid name I don't care
no problem
just not more shakes please
cute
the whore of bant
>cute
i write murder porn you know
Oi I wanted to ask you, is writing smut a good idea?
dumb russian
not cute
bad janky
dumb whoreposter
You can't, but you will have to share your title now i guess.
maybe if you're trading stories, i just don't like the concept anymore
>not cute
i don't actually was just teasing someone
op is clearly more of a king and much gayer than I am
I think he should just keep the title
Give me a story concept then
dumb uncute aussie
He does seem more majestic and noble then you, but you still seem to outrank him as a complete homosexual.
Did you recently wake up bongboy?
maybe a slow burner, have a normal guy interviewing a bunch of crazy cultists that perform a bunch of weird sex stuff. have him participate as a potential recruit and hating it but as time goes on he starts liking it.
then finish with anime style mindbreak at the end where he's completely broken and they show him his own early footage of when he was normal as he cries. then have him doing the same crazy cult recruitment stuff to other people so it comes full circle
also fuck it throw in supernatural elements or people larping as vampires as you want
That’s a pretty good idea actually, woah
Include tentacles?
>Did you recently wake up bongboy?
you don't think i'm cute? i want my idea back thanks
It’s because you are infected with the gay.
>Include tentacles?
sure, even throw in lovecraft shit
and then send it to me
Okay I have your gaymail I’ll send a draft there in the next few days
not true. I haven't done anything gay yet you dumb dane
he made a thread calling guys cute. Thats pretty gay
yea I'm still in bed actually
im a bit sleepy still
dumb murderporn aussie
ok but pls see >:^(
Denial is one of the first symptoms of the gay. I’m going to have you come with me.
>dumb murderporn aussie
why does nobody call me nice things
Did you have any dreams?
I give you a back on the back and validate your cuteness
woops, pat*
im not in denial
I haven't done any gay shit
nice tentacle rape aussie?
Fuck off. You're literally the worst country in existence. Your shit hole never amounted to shit. You let children work in factories 24/7 and your capital is as clean as a pajeet house. Oh my god England is such a fucking shit englishmen on suicidewatch
>nice tentacle rape aussie?
i'll take it woo
as a matter of fact I did
but im still not telling you
me hugging the kangaroo
Lying about your gayness. Sad. Come with me for euthanasia.
Tell me the basic details
>me hugging the kangaroo
sometimes i just get upset you know
im not gay. maybe you're just a bad doctor?
can I get a second opinion?
nuh uh
also denmark would call me gay if he found out
sorry if I was rude australian friend
have more hugs
I’ll give you a good second opinion if you tell me
I was a doctor in a thread once and i also diagnose you with the big gay.
don't worry, I got one from denmark
I guess i don't have to tell you about my gay dreams
can I see your medical liscense?
and your gay licence too.
Be a good sport bong
I'm self-taught at both, now bend over and prepare for the treatment.
this particular dream wasn't gay
I think it had something to do with hosepipes? I can't really remember
w-what is the treatment for the gay?
just out of curiosity
Stop right there criminal viking.
Don't hurt my friend!
I see, so a handsome plumber came around to have a look at the ole pipes eh?
Oh my god faggots should be genocided quick dial to 48338-DIEFAGGOTS we need a quick solution prepare the gas chamber and pour cyanide into their drinks oh my god nuke bongland
I just insert an organic probe into your butt and it dispenses some patented biogel that heals most ills. Simplicity itself.
No need to worry, i am the master of bedside manners.
We-we're not cute! Dummy!
nah just particularly sick quitting's a bitch
>have more hugs
ta
kot id get
That sounds very professional.
Maybe you should give it a try
please help
the rude dane has returned
im scared
no this one was totally straight
I guess you just asked about the wrong dream
aaaaaa no no no no
no probe for me thanks
Don't be scared, i just want what is best for you.
Well that’s no fun
Have more exciting dreams boykisser
well I know you'll get through it
there's always more hugs
aaaa why are you agreeing with him?
he's not a real doctor!
really? the procedure sounds very similar to fugging if you ask me
I have had a few interesting ones
they're secret though
>1 post by this ID
>13 post by this ID
Yup, it's a proxy
>aaaa why are you agreeing with him?
He convinced me.
>really? the procedure sounds very similar to fugging if you ask me
Oh, well then he is just a big meanie.
Denmark, no fugging my friend please.
I’ll get them out of you sometime
honestly that wasn't me. im still in bed.
I woke up and wanted to make fun of denmark
thanks friend
danes are lewd and dumb
no you won't
my lips are sealed, I'll never talk
>I woke up and wanted to make fun of denmark
A common feeling, I wake up all the time and think: Time to make fun of denmark.
Actually, today I thought its time to talk to my favourite UK boy. And what do you know, here I am.
I agree that to the layman it has some similarities, but it's a time tested homo-opathic treatment developed by yours truly.
Good morning bant!
Thanks to kiwi and Heaven, I think everyone is a proxyfag.
Just kill me, now.
aw thank you
I'd call you my favourite austrian but that really doesn't do you justice as I only know one austrian
please no benis in butte
that's gay and probably won't cure anything
good morning friend
kiwis are annoying aren't they
DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES. THERE IS NO PAINLESS CURE TO THE GAY.
It's all good it's a shitposting board at the end of the day.
Also, he has a lot of cropped porn but whatever.
Dumb bongboi
Nice trips! how is your part of this country friend?
I never said it was painless
I can't post images for some reason
there was meant to be a hug gif ;-;
I knew it was too good to be true
rude kiwi
why do you care so much about my dreams though?
awww, thats very nice of you cutie.
Everyone have a nice day! Sun is shining and everythings looking bright today.
It’s easy to tease you about them and you never tell me either
kot id
How is life in Austria my Austrian friend?
You stay out of this! You’re just as bad as the Canadian plague doctor.
Pretty boring, I don't think its much different then UK life.
Cya later friends.
it's not too bad. I'd prefer it if it was a little bit cooler, though
how about you? do you like this weather?
aaaa no abort abort
you are not a licensed practitioner
the weather is looking good
hopefully it's not too hot
dumb rude kiwi. I knew you just wanted to tease me.
im definitely not telling you now
If it makes you feel better I tease people I like chatting with
Wow more trips! No I hate this weather, it's too hot to do the things I need to do so I get really lazy...
Indeed he isn’t. The only way to stop the gay is ti apply a hot coal upon your rectum, sealing it shut due to the tissue fusing together.
goodbye friend!
see you soon
Did your proxy change?
i like talking to you too
even if you bully me about my dreams for no reason
im the same. whenever it is hot I get absolutely nothing done
on second thoughts, i might go with denmark's treatment
maybe
STOP
okey
I keep having naps in the afternoon as a result of the heat as well. And all the grass is dieing in my garden, I just want it to rain now honestly...
Great, i'll go get the lube
thanks fren