I wanna know what you all smell and sound like

Well i'm not the most manly man but i'm more manly then most. The people on Jow Forums

Why do you want to know why he wants to know what you smell like

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I smell like sweat

My voice is too damn high and my family thinks I might be gay because of "obvious lack of testosterone symptoms in my vocal chords" and the cunts are desperately trying to send me off to gay correction camp.

i dont want a marriage

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you seem very nice, keep it up
i want to imagine every flag smells
bad if true, are you getting away from them soon?

were you the brit who was lewding nagisa?

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not at all!

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Still living with them because I can't afford a house and none of my friends want a roommate, though I might get an actual job on August so we'll see how OT goes.

Also, thanks for checking up on me senpai, means a lot to me

Well i hope you know cheap real estate in England and corrupt immigration officials because im coming and youre gonna pay
So what's it gonna be, cutie?

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i hope it works out for you
I still need more convincing greek man. What do you bring to the table?

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This isnt a negotiation
Ill swim from Crete to Blackpool ,march 200 kiles to your house, drag you to the altar and force the ring onto your weak, girly hands
I suppose a cute Britte would be into that sort of thing,no?

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Miles fuck

Sounds nice but rapey! How should I know you won't be mean?

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>smell
Don't smell like anything most of the time but when i do, it's just sweat
>sound
older then my age according to a friend of mine

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Ill have a chat with your mam first if that helps

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you do smell silly
she might sell me to anyone, not fair
plus side is she will make you some food when you arrive

Well then, i guess i don't smell bad?
I shower every day or at least once every 2 days but i don't use perfumes or shit like that.

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So its settled then la' ?
Don't worry, you can be the man of the relationship if you like

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i will buy a strap on

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Smell - horrific body odour as I havent showered yet.
Sound - like a monotone nerd, people not in West Coast probably think I sound like a monotonous stoner surfer bro

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>gf id
You're goona make it Stefan
Dont lose hope yet :)

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I smell really stinky right now because it's very hot. and my voice sounds standard I guess

Sure whatever, Britte
As long as i can get out of this heat i dont care what you do to me

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Thanks, Greek fren.
Too bad i lost the ID now...
But i wouldn't mind a gf (male).

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thats my default american voice
go buy a brolly and keep cool

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Brollys are expensive and i barely go down tat beach anyway~
But either wayball the beach loungers and brollies get taken by British and Kraut tourists
I wish it would rain desu
Eh cheer up fren. Maybe you can find a cutie Ukrainian refugee twink to make your bf. I hear they are much more open to that sort of thing than Russians ;)

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But you can use a brolly all year round for the rain and to shelter you from the sun when you walk

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If i ever come to Greece, can we spend a night platonically cuddling and maybe a kiss or two on the cheek?

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Of course fren :)
I would greet you with a kisse on the cheek anyway when you arrive
Yeah I'd look like a complete nonce carrying a rain umbrella around in the sun now wouldnt I?

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get yourself one of these

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Well, aren't you a sweet boy~

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Id wear that as a joke
With no clothes underneath when i arrive at your house for' marriage, if you're into surprisses, pet
Thank you Stefan :)
You' ll soon find that anything is better than being a suicide boy ;)

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I'm not a suicide boy, i just wish i had one as a gf.

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Yes he would make a good gf (male)
But for me its Adrian

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can you keep the topic on smells and sounds

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I bet Adrian sounds like a 16y old girl and smells cute~

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I feel like a brit friend i've been talking to looks similar to him.

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If you replied to the ones talking about it, then the topic wouldn't get derailed, dummy.

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Adrian makes me wish i was a ginger

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i did, read up

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Well, my friend isn't a ginger but he definitely looks like him.

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I replied back but you didn't

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Smell: cheap cologne/aftershave with a hint of menthols
Sound: pretty bland voice slightly bass-y with a mild scruffy-ness
Look: very plain, commonly in hawaiian shirts and jeans, i commonly wear a baseball cap

Is he a qt?

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im sorry
Why do you bother with cheap shit instead of natural? unless its to cover the smokes

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Because i like the cheap shit, makes me smell like a trucker

i wanted to drive trucks as a kid

Nice, so did i, but soon realized that there is easier money in computering (not that i know anything about it, rather just got lucky with an incompetent boss)

Very

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Is he English or a Moldovan?

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wtf?

English but he is thinking of learning Romanian

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I sound like shit and smell even worse

wtf, yuri is supposed be like 15 in the show?

is this smell a lifestyle choice?
yes

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Ah i see
Do you see eachother often?does he post on the chans? Would you bf him?

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We talk pretty often on Discord, never met in person but we've shown each others face.
Yes, he does. In fact, here's a link to one of his threads: I would definitely bf him, maybe even move to UK.

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>English Neko posting Jow Forums bf
Fuck i'd kill for one of those
Tell him hes a cutie on my behalf~

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Aww thanks friend!
Anyway, I have a fairly posh accent as a result of where I live and I smell nice I guess...

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I have a north east one (it's not geordie)

What do you think of Yorkshire?
The accent and people i mean

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I live near Oxford and have done all my life so it's inevitable I would end up with an accent
People from Yorkshire are super nice, it's a really beautiful part of the country as well! You said you had family there right?

I will...
or he'll see it himself.
You doing okay?

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Yeah I am thanks, just got back from being out all afternoon and am a little sleepy but mostly alright! How about you?

Fuck i just broke my fast and ate a full beef sausage
What do lads ?

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Eating is important! And beef sausages aren't that big. Don't worry about it friend!

I'm doing okay, mostly worked today.
Now taking a small break before sleep playing some horror vidya.
If you are feeling sleepy, you should rest.
For how long have you been fastening?
And do you not eat specific foods or any at all?

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