T-thanks mom

Polera is t-shirt in chilean spanish

just let her buy it for you then put it in the closet you asshole

¿Donde es eso? Para comprar el mio

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your mom sounds nice as heck dude wtf

See image

Somewhere in Providencia I think

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Based and redpilled mom. Be nice to her, faggot

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I want to give your mom a hug

I want to fuck your mum

worst son ever

this too but only after I give her a hug because I feel bad about her sad excuse for a son

I love bitches with dysfunctional weeaboo children, I'm tryna fuck my friends mum for that exact reason.

Super cute mom, post pics.

I just don't like VocalAIDS

She's 47, stop it.

this is unironically hilarious

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She hit menopause yet?

It ok, my strikezone is quite extensive, I go from 7 to 47 easy

stay away from my mom prick

Motherly love is infinite.

Also
>japonesas cachondas
Fucking based.

Ima have to take a holiday to Texas and Canada, nice to know.

18-50 for me, I don't like my bitches young but I don't mind my bitches gettin on a bit. I wanna be like a dad but without kids, that sounds ideal to me.

I wish my mom would buy me a notebook with big japanese tiddies on the front

>japonesas cachondas
My sides.

Also
>those fingers after Quería llevarte un regalito
Is she doing pic related? That's kawaii af

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Damn if my mom bought me Miku stuff I'd be stoked, show some gratitude towards your mom

Ops mom sounds like a nice mother

She has accepted you for who you are, you dick

punch yourself for me please

trips

What's a good translation?

>OP's mom is literally an anime milf
dude

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Sehr gut!

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Real talk, You OG nigga.

hotties/chicks like said

I think. She does it IRL too.

Nice

post pics of your mom

I call dibs on OP's mom after he abandons her

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Cute

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this

NO

DO IT FAGGOT

Ops mom isn't for lewd

We asked for pics not nudes

why is whatsapp so popular with latinos anyway my gf got me to use it for a while and her sisters all use it too

I said it first fuck off, my milf.

Everyone in the world but Americans use whatsapp

No idea, but here even stuff like technical support of all kinds only uses Whatsapp now.

We don't too much

I'm skeptical

that's so weird

Japan uses LINE I think

OP give your mom a hug. Tell her its from all your friends

What do you use in Burgerland?

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Does your mom have the anime mom hairstyle or say any Spanish equivalent for 'ara ara' a lot?
What do you use then? LINE? Telegram?

Ok...

One has no choice than to use what all your acquaintances use if you want to communicate with them in the first place, so it sort of happened that we all ended up using whatsapp. At least it let me ditch facebook forever

messenger mostly I guess. Or just regular text. Most people don't use a text alternative service. Snapchat I guess if it counts?

fb owns whatsapp btw

Queremos ver fotos de mami cachonda ahora mismo por favor. Y si es posible el número de teléfono también.

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and give her a kiss on the lips, tell her its especially from your finnish friend

Messenger and D*scord

both of them

Fuck him say it's a very special gift from your English friend

BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM BEST MOM

God fucking DAMN
NUKE AMERICA

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>s/Iut
>QT
Sup bitch

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Shit I don't whant to be a slut

*want

*nuke c*lifornia

Accept the gift you homo

GOD I wish that was me.

Wow user, you're a complete piece of shit.

Better buy her something nice after that. Or im taking her off your hands!

how do I upvote and save this thread?

Snapchat

I use telegram

Everyone who uses telegram please be my friend

Just use telegram instead its better

Switching over from WhatsApp is pretty much seamless

I declare this the best thread on Jow Forums so far, better than you PD. This whole thread is just comedy GOLD!

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> Taco language
I'd say she's pretty nice, she's just trying to be considerate

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I want to make op’s mom feel special and loved with my dick

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this is the heckin' cutest shit I've seen all day
capped

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please don't post it on r*ddit

do it

what makes you think i would do something like that
but now that you said it some fag will probably do it just to spite you
fuck r*ddit they don't deserve your cute mom

You forgot the OP

DO IT DO IT

This

dude vocoloidis almost dead enough to be cool agian in a few years buy now
buy buy buy

better?

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Have you apologized to your mom for being an ungrateful faggot yet?

Improved translation with some alterations to make it more understandable :
>This notebook is of one of those horny Japanese girls that you like?
>No...
>Oh
>I wanted to bring you a little present
>What if I buy you a t-shirt? (polerita is a diminutive form the word polera=t-shirt)
>No...

yes good job