HUMILIATE ME! Order me to send a vid of whatever you want now and i'll do it GUARANTEED!!!

wtf

Can I send videos on Jow Forums or do i have to use a different website? What website should i use?

nah ignore all that weak shit itt and do something hardcore instead

watch anime

SEASONAL anime

upload on youtube and title it "bigfoot sighting 2018"

...

Don't worry. You are a grown man, you can take much more than 8cm.

Don't compare yourself to the 50kg girls that can barely fit a dick in there.

Go slow and use those tips from the internet (I assume you are able to google this stuff).

You can try pens first but they do not count. I want to see a boiled egg or an avocado pit or something disappearing in your anus.

I expect a video soon.

Okay. i'll try it now and upload it as bigfoot sighting.

Uploading. Will post link soon

based

nice

youtu.be/2Po4t2fgEow

Starting small. Tell me what else to do

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god damn

what an absolute mad man

this is based

(you)

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toothbrush if electrical turn it on

You haven't sent me my donut video yet

Apologies for the soft dick.

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Have no donuts

shoe on head

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amazing job. insert carrot now...

Based?

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while you shove the next thing up your ass, read out the following
"Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!"

Pen wasn't as bad as i thought. Maybe I'll try something bigger next. Send in more requests for ANYTHING guys.

eat shit

carrot

Seriously just put stuff up your ass. Its not physically harmful and will satisfy the crowd.

Based

Okay. I'll upload a carrot now. Gonna use a small one though. Still kinda nervous. Thankseveryone. Not many humiliation posts right now... still keep the requests coming in

What does based mean?

It means redpilled

no one knows

It means redpilled

unbased

if you've got a balcony stand there naked and shout for help

This is just confusing me even more. Never heard based or redpilled before aha

Based and redpilled

do the helicopter

based, but not very redpilled

>based or redpilled
New meta

based and redpilled

Where do you come from originally? Also write "Anal Slut" on your stomach.

Redpilled or based

play Dota

youre taking this too far dude

unbased and bluepilled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do an ice cube next

We need more niggas in that game man, even if he's twisted in the head. I think im the only one

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Okay done. Uploading now. What should I call it?

appreciate the support. Have you seen anyone do something like this on Jow Forums before? First time I've ever used this website

autism

what do i do with the carrot now lol

yea

Eat it

im talking about dota dude. I'm not into this in any way.

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What do I call my next video? Give me suggestions please everyone

why are you doing this OP

Everytime i get you'd in this thread i panic PLEASE STOP SCARING ME

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You didn’t post the link faggot

just title it the link to this thread

My youtube was taken down

Going to upload to dailymotion now

dsds

Why are you making him to this guys

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Okay. Heres the link to the 1st vid I uploaded. Next link will be up in 30 seconds. pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b59203422d1e

Sorry. Here's dailymotion link www.dailymotion.com/video/x6q6l58

Here's the carrot one dailymotion.com/video/x6q6l6g

Oh dear...

More dares please. Maybe something different than putting something up my ass aha (your decision)

you should try to do post this thread on /b/ not here, bant is a much slower board with fewer people interested in that kind of stuff

im going to sleep its 3 am

I'll send new youtube links if you would prefer.

youtu.be/z1WOK_lLX4g

MORE DARES PLEASE

make a cup of tea and watch a nice romance film or something then head off to bed.

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Sorry just use dailymotion nothing else

Here are both dare videos:

dailymotion link

www.dailymotion.com/video/x6q6l58

www.dailymotion.com/video/x6q6l6g

read while doing something unpleasant to yourself and post it on /b/ with some bait about black superiority

I'm not a fucked up person, but the first weird thing that comes to my mind is: put your dick in a cup full of hot water while you have something in your ass. All of this while doing pig noises.

want to try that. anyone else got some good ideas too?