How come the most uneducated, retarded infested country is the world leader?

You've only been a "superpower" since the end of WWII.
Global European empires have lasted centuries.

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I think there's a lot of americans consuming too much mass

heyo

>be leaf
>fuck dog
>dog fucks back

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DIe stupid ass spansiard fuckerf

@United States
dab yeet

Centuries of bloodletting, child labor, failed political infrastructures, and poverty. Good job guys. That’s why you’re the “old world”

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We spend all our money on our military

This only means you guys have hundreds of years left of dealing with us stealing your women and leading the entire planet. Sorry not sorry.

DIe stupid ass spansiard fuckerf

>be American
>be native English speaker
>be less proficient in your own language than most random non-natives in a Mongolian basket weaving imageboard

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>be American
>be self made entepreneur
>teach self Spanish and French cause clients
>snort coke off Spanish thot breasts
>fuck Spanish thots
>skip town and leave them with the baby.

Easily manipulated

Fuck you. Dontcha know Im better than you because im american you fuckign cunt

We're number one, bitches.
You're just jealous of our success and freedom.

>freedumb
>most people in prison per capita
in before
>muh niggers
there are countries with many more niggers than you

Don't talk like that to our greatest ally!

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Illegal fooking alien, go back to communism cunt

Okay, real talk. This board be a never-endin rolla coasta stuck on tha path from bein moderately shiznit ta overwhelmingly shit, n' frankly, I blame all tha autistic anime postas fo' turnin tha place tha fuck into a cold-ass lil cancerous circlejerk, avatarfaggin namefags, n' salty reportfaggin krauts whoz ass five-o tha sub like watchdawgs.

Because of y'all three groups, phat postas like tha Tunisian Ghibli posta is possibly gone fo' good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! I don't mind a lil shitpostin here n' there yo, but wit yo' irrationizzle childish behaviors n' yo' lack of moderation, you tha only ones whoz ass is ruinin tha board fo' tha current postas n' future posters.

I'd rap ta sort yo' shiznit or git tha fuck outta mah grill wit dat bullshit yo, but whoz ass is I kidding, dis entire joint be a haven fo' menlil pimps n' I know dat you gonna just double down on yo' cancerous behavior afta you read dis post.

I only wanted ta share mah mind on dis subject, n' now dat I be done bustin so, I no longer give a gangbangin' fuck.

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Too late, you took our immigrants and put factories in our country. That makes us like best friends forever or some shit.

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I could go on and on about how we invented basically everything; philisophy, medicine, steam power and western civilization itself.
Or how superior Europe is in every regard: healthcare, wealth-equality. ect.
There's a reason every great thinker, author, scientist and inventor was European.

But trying to overcome the stupidity and arrogance of a burger is futile.
Please, keep on feeling superior. I'll go and get my feelings checked at the doctor costless.

We thought you were someone cool like Nicaragua, not out fault y'all look the same

FUCK YOU DIE

I could just say it’s banter but this seems to matter a lot to you

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We still love you America-senpai (and we will forever)

Socialist scum

Reasserting my superiority is important to me, as it is the only way to distract me from the fact that I am a lost human being, and a loser.

Then again, in my defense; differentiating American stupidity and banter/shitposting is nearly impossible these days.

People are upset about the economy and many projections for the future. The current president is just another way of placating people into thinking that they're doing something about their situation. By the time the next election rolls around and nothing's changed, they'll blame it on Trump and let themselves be convinced that whoever the other guy is will really make a difference guys, really for honest this time. The cycle never ends.

I could go on n' on bout how tha fuck we invented basically every last muthafuckin thang; philisophy, medicine, steam juice n' westside civilization itself.
Or how tha fuck superior Europe is up in every last muthafuckin regard: healthcare, wealth-equality. ect.
Therez a reason every last muthafuckin pimped out thinker, lyricist, scientist n' inventor was European.

But tryin ta overcome tha stupiditizzle n' arrogizzle of a funky-ass burger is futile.
Please, keep on feelin superior. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I be bout ta go n' git mah vibe checked all up in tha doctor costless

Translated To American English

Says a lot about you guys, huh?

This from the country that gayposts the most?

With the state of America, I'd rather be a cocksucking faggot than one of you.
:^)

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Mistakes happen man, after all that's why you even exist

Americans are the most powerful race in the world.

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WE WUZ INDUSTRIALS

Well yeah you’re all faggots, of course you’d rather suck cocks

cause we have all the nukes
why don't you try and do something about it you fuckin pussy ass franco

its only fitting that evil wins in a world with no strong force for good

its weird when your world view doesn't match reality.

Imagine being Canadian lol

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>A FUCKING LEAF

God, guns, and guitars.

probably because i want to kill myself

have you tried counciling?

i dont think im qualified to be a councillor :(

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cause canada and Europe are full of weak self loathing fags