When was the last time you touched a member of the opposite sex?

>mom

In middle school my crush did this thing where she put her palm against mine to see if I would instinctively hold her hand and I did

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I never even had a crush well there this half native American girl i liked but it was before i even knew what a pussy looked like so i don't think it counted

I can't remember

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never

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Damn you were colonizing even back then

Yeah i think she liked me too but how knows

Today at work I was in the kitchen and a female coworker accidentally brushed against my ass as she was passing by.
Does that mean I lost my virginity?

>look at gf's boob
>it's slightly bouncing to her heartbeat

I needed to grab my bag from off the table that my co-worker was standing next to and I accidentally poked her belly in the process

around a year ago, helped some babushka after she slipped on ice lol

How do you say dick in a cute way in russian? Like pee pee

we don't call dicks cute names, that would be gay

Based

Woah

of the top of my head i can only think of piska, but its really not the same

I'ts a french meal? if I'm not wrong

6 minutes ago

Then she would have tits like watermelons

N-never.

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Have you never seen boob

Only My mother and sister tiddies

Did you like them?

Mother's are big but flaccid and sister are smal but firmly.

I like big and firm tiddies

yesterday

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pooshka micky mouse HA HA
now touch my piska kids...

never

My mom gave me a hug and a kiss this morning.

Does birb post on 4chins?

Yes.

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>tfw no gf to call me a faggot

may

mom id

I touched by gf's pusy with my benis yesterday.