Arume survival thread: episode the fourth

>I lock and I load

>dubs
You gain back every inch of land you lost and then some, 20 miles. All the gamers are dead too
>dubs
People gather around for your flexing, the lights perfectly exemplifying your muscles
>98
Your locks are loaded and your loads are locked

''BEHOLD THE IMPRESSIVENESS OF MY MUSCLES''
>flex as hard as humanly possible

>Enslave moar non-mongols

>4
You sprain all of your muscles and fall down in pain
>15
You accidentally enslave more gamers and they rise up, fucking up your territory gains and you lose 45 miles of land

>Wreak havoc upon society for oppressing me as a gamer
>Find Veronica

>57
you find Chad and kill him to death in front of Veronica, she runs away

''AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOO HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING''
>try to unfuck my sexy muscles

>Chase Veronica down, show no mercy since she chose Chad over me

>Take back my land and begin murdering every single gamer

>57
You unfuck your muscles but pain still lingers
>93
You're able to beat veronica to death with ease, now what?
>63
You slaughter all the gamers again and take back 35 miles of land

>I head to the local high school and go to the principle's office
>If anyone tries to stop me, I tear their limbs off with the power of pure hatred of society

>Make the horde begin tracking down and lynching every single gamer

>85
A few people come by who live in a society, their arms and legs get torn off from your gamer wrath
>54
You manage to kill half of the gamer population in the area, but a few of your men don't come back for some reason

>kill gamers too

>Find out why

>18
You come across Rockem Sockem Faggotron, the alpha gamer
>74
you come across a highschool and see another mongol walk in
>85
Faggotron lunges at the mongol who just walked in, biting his shoulder while screaming about Chad and gamers rising up

>wake up

>violently rape faggotron with my horse

taunt him provoking him to chase us

>15
you wake up and fall out of bed like a retard
>9
Your horse gets spooked, throws you off, and runs the fuck away
>dubs
You do taunt him into chasing after you buuut
>97
He catches up and bites your shoulder once again, tearing a ligament out, spitting it out, and screaming "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU CHAD REEEEEEEEE" at you

>Violently rape him with an arrow

shoot him with arrows as he chases us on horse back

>16
your arrow misses
>56
Your horse claims it's whiter than you as you run away, shooting arrows at the gamer
>37
He trips into the grounded arrow and jabs himself in the ribs

>Pick myself up with my psychic powers
>Start wandering around searching for stuff to cause mayhem to.

Also i got a 41 on my roll, I'm niceland in the chat.

finish him off with a flurry of arrows

>get another horse and violently rape him to death with it

>dubs
You pick yourself up and cause a psychic storm, like a hurricane of pure mental fuckery a mile wide. You kill 30 mutts with it and A. Wyatt Mann just sits outside of it in a lawn chair while drinking an ice cold lemonade sweet tea
>50
You shoot off a volley of arrows but
>dubs
The gamer gets back up, launches himself like a rocket at your horse's back leg and breaks it , the force so high it tears the leg off and makes it shoot off into it's other leg, breaking that
>35
The random mongol's horse's leg drops down right in front of you

jump of the horse and go in the air, shoot him with arrows while in the air to kill him.

Killer.
>I float over to the man and declare:
"since you survived you shall be my servant in this brave new world i am about to create!"
"come ferdinand, there is much work to do!"

>38
You fall down off your horse and drop your bow while
>39
The gamer looms over you, staring down and clenching his fists, shaking with rage instead of immediately killing you
>56
A. Wyatt Man says "Fuck off faggot mutt or I'm going to break what's left of you drop and give me 20"

take out an arrow and stab him in the anus

"Insolent dog, i am your king!"
"now kneel"
>break both his legs with psychic powers so he drops down into a kneeling position.

>98
you impale him through the anus, but he survives by
>48
Shifting his body so that it would go through his abdomen, not his heart or lungs
>29
A. Wyatt Mann is unaffected by the psychic powers. He gets up and goes kaioken x50, grabbing you by the throat, and throwing you through a building with next to no effort

"heh, nothing personal kiddo"
as he's distracted by that i quickly grab my bow and shoot arrows at him again.

>29
I got a 58 tho
Are we not taking player rolled dice in this?
Whatever.
>get up
>melt his brain with my mind.

>47
You roll over to your bow but fumble with you arrows and then
>94
the gamer roars with rage, tearing the arrow out of his abdomen and throwing it so hard that it nails your right leg to the ground
>2
Your mind melt attack backfires, making you feel like you have 15 hangovers and migranes at once. Oh yeah you get a seizure from the stress of all this too and see the chaos gods looking down at you

i roar back and take the arrow out of my right leg and go back for his anus

>try to mind control the chaos gods into killing that one guy

>89
You take the arrow out of your leg and take another stab at his anus but
>83
he narrowly dodges and screams "GAMERS RISE UP BITCH" at the top of his lungs
>12
The chaos gods pour energy into your body as you try and mind control them, giving you 16 tentacles, wings, horns, the ability to sense everything around you like you could really see it within 80 meters, spikes, a larval lower torso, and crab hands for arms. You also gain all 4 marks of the gods and invite a daemonette and a nurgling to be vomited up from your new chest mouth

Neat.
>use new body to pound wyatt into the ground with my tentacles

go for his thumbs so he can't play games anymore, that must be his weakness.

>69
The daemonette charges him but he blasts it away with an energy ball. You manage to hit A. Wyatt Mann with your tentacles but he stays up, countering by ripping one of them off
>20
You go for his thumbs but
>78
He punches you with the force of master chief, knocking you down and proving that gamers rise up

>Employ both psychic and demonic powers to take this fucker down.
>Assault his mind while launching spines from my back at him

>become a christian dad and spank him with a my bow

id with kot is kot