>be me
>3 AM
>start masturbating
>open a video
>she looks pretty
>3 minutes and she got balls
>its a men
>mfw i realized
Im going to kill myself again tonight
Christopher Sullivan
Kayden Taylor
I know a literal chick with a dick
Nathan Martinez
i bet you felt really good till you realized huh? gay
Asher Adams
Who the fuck are you?
Why are you using a name?
Camden Brooks
Nicholas Thompson
I know a figurative chick with a dick
Jacob Torres
WTF THIS NOT FUNNY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Caleb Davis
nigga u ghey
Parker Young
show us the video, OP
Aiden Stewart
I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Brandon Turner
Why do you want to see? So i think i know the real ghey, now..
Connor Powell
>not properly tagging a video
That should be a bannable offence on all pornsites. The poster of that vid should get his nose broken.
Nigga YOU gay too. We dont need to see that shit.
Adam Myers
I'm a /b/tard, I was asked to use a name there
Jonathan Thomas
i'm not gay but the same thing happened to me last year so i know that feel
show us the vid
Jacob Bennett
oh yes you do, you know you want to
Dominic Nelson
Yes. No, wait.. too? Who are you calling gay?
Ian Price
Actually that's not gay. You were simply duped by a phantom woman. You were turned on because all the time you thought it was a woman, and as soon as you realised you stopped. None of this is your fault.
100% confirned based and redpilled
Carter Lewis
Fuck you.
Noah Parker
come on
Thomas Perez
I know, but its cringe af.
Samuel Foster
That pink ID isnt fooling me, pooftah >:(
Ethan Perry
jesus chirst holy hell you actually admitted to being from /b/
Aaron Nguyen
Go back to your trap general #367
Owen Lopez