Howdy partner! Please roll for your position ID and workplace
>Red: Generic Farmer
>Yellow: Machinery driver/operator
>Green: Mechanic
>Blue: Delivery driver
>Purple/Pink: Farm Vet/Breeder/Caretaker
>Brown: Site manager
>White/Black: USDA/Government Official (inspects farms)
>0-2: Crop Farm
>3-4: Dairy Farm
>5-6: Factory Farm
>7-9: Tree Farm
>Dubs/Trips: Slaughterhouse
>Quads: Mayor
>Quints: Governor
>666 Spooky Trips: pumpkin farm (You have to deal with families visiting for Halloween)
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roll!
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>delivery driver on a tree farm
can I get something special for 69?
*reassigns (you) to sheep farm in wales*
>wales
well I guess it's better than a tree farm
am i still a delivery driver?
Yeah, you take sheep to the slaughterhouse when they're used up. Gotta get that sheep meat
gimme some of that phnbr
Welcome to the slaughterhouse! May PETA and animal ghosts haunt your soul...
Rollin'
Please let me be an orchard farmer
Whats with all the weebs
Suppose ill roll.
what's with all the weebs
gib yellow
Yes
who want horsecock?
whoa my ID changed
Afternoon bump
already grew up in a farm, I don't wanna go back º º
slaughterhouse roll
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