I’ve eaten my fill

of lolis? yeah me too friend :)

Yes, very good. The hamburger, hot dog, baked beans, sweet potato fries, and asparagus were all good. The asparagus was really good. So is this cider

how often do you get such great meals

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Like, idk, whenever my dad feels like grilling. A couple times a month maybe. Home cooked meals are important though, make sure to have one at least once a week

I wish I could have had that meal

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Why can’t you? None of it is particularly difficult to make. You don’t even really have to grill it

Because I don't know how to cook

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can you not cook?

answered my question already...

cooking is easy. there's tons of guides for it if you need them. make sure to pay attention to the how to use a knife guides in particular. Americans seem to have particular trouble using a kitchen knife, for some reason

well, what do you usually eat anyway?

Easy friend, well some things are. A lot of comfy, home flavored meals aren’t super difficult. You just need to know how to use an oven and stove and how to safely cut things. Then you can go onto more difficult things, like cooking with oil. Great asparagus is just taking some fresh stalks, adding garlic salt and some oil, sticking it in the oven until crispy and yum

I know the books exist I still can barely make an omlette
microwaved leftovers, bagels, sandwiches, or microwave burritos/pizzas

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test

ok maybe I will try that

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hmm
And I thought this trait was an anime specific meme
>microwaved leftovers, bagels, sandwiches, or microwave burritos/pizzas
how horrifying
I cook almost every meal I eat. The only thing I ever microwave anymore is rice.

I’ll give you a super easy casserole recipe. You’re the user from nineball, right?

gross

oh my god... maybe I should show you what I have for a brunch.
Rice is a nuisance to cook isnt it?

>microwave rice
Wut? Get a rice cooker

not if you microwave it. Post good foods.
I don't want to, and I don't really have any room in my kitchen for one anyway.

Well lucky you that you have that skill developed
Now please come over and teach me instead of teasing me
yes yes yes show me
Which user from nineball there's like 20 of them
Yeah

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Extremely simple and healthy

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I didn't promise good foods.

So you are. I’ll make a thread

Not enough meat

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The meat is cooked sardines in the rice bowl.

Eat a steak

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Carnivore ADE

Yes I am a filthy carnivore

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I made the thread

I have no passport and I'm not sure if they'll give one to me. Besides, it would be a long trip.
Maybe I can help though. What do you want to cook?
I don't even know what most of that stuff is. Are those burnt potato chips? And what's the red stuff on the rice? It's not ketchup, right? And broccoli stalks on toast?

Btw, the meal consists of, "just to let you know since your simple"-
Avocado
Toast
99% dark chocolate
Blue Tortilla chips -1 serving
Healthy hot salsa
Hummus
Vegemite spread on tortilla chips/toast
Greek yogurt
Instant rice
Sriracha sauce
cooked sardines

oh and craft beer + water

Steak is bad for you... also japanese people have fish anyway.

>just to let you know since your simple
I usually just buy meat and vegetables and cook those

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Thats the way to do it man. Simple is having frozen foods out of the poopaisle

eat it
too complicated
Stop trying to help me it's annoying

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its now obvious to me from what you eat that you need help. please stop eating unhealthily

Sorry

no

I forgive

tell us how much you weigh at least. I hope you're not overweight

Nice try CIA

You asked me to, you slimy bastard.

come on plz, are you fit?

I said do it irl or stop teasing
You're the most fucking infuriating poster on this board

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I'm not fat and that's all I'll say

I did stop teasing you.
You're mad that I won't visit you IRL?

Just kinda felt sad. Reminded me of the old days when my mom was too sick to cook us home meals and so I’d have crappy microwave shit with my brother because I didn’t know how to cook

I'm mad that you know how to cook and I don't
Stop being better than me
Well don't be I'm perfectly happy

I’m glad then

Are you cute than?
You should be mad that I know how to cook.

no
I am also mad that you know how to cook

No gayposting

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so you don't want any help with it then?

Be mad at me next

Better done by a book than over the internet
I will fix it do not worry

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Stop being busy all the time

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Than U need help and U need our assistance.

never

forever

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busy being paid to cook. what difference does it make to you anyways.

You’re a cook?

I want to shitpost with you

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