Gay Thread: Friendly Reminder Edition

haha you posted in the gaythread, now you're gay

oh hey look it's the gay thread.

YOU BOTH HAVE THE GAE NOW!
So come over here and fuck this tight boi hole!
I need your filthy unwashed NEET cocks to annihilate my boi pucci! OWO

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kill yourself faggot americano

nobody decent and with selfsteem would stick his bepper in you, disgusting semibald mutt.

k

I'm ironically gay for the muscular gay dane.
You weigh like 60kg don't you?
If I was gonna fuck a man I wouldn't fuck one who's built like a woman, just saying.

*firmly grasps your Spanish bepper*
Oh I'm sure there's plenty. They realize that most of you just spotlight on one picture.
*strokes your bepper*
I don't see you stopping me. That's kind of gae Spain. I thought you were a pedobear.
Oh LOOK a bumstead!
*caresses your cheek*
You gonna let me pollinate your flower qt? OwO
Eh give or take. My build is more muscle than anything so I have the manly build not the femmy build. It kind of sucks but I can go either way.
It really all depends on what my qt wants ;3
Care to explore the unknown and forbidden?
*notices your bulge*
OwO

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Hey there mister.
i don't know, that's awfully lewd.

*licks your cheek*
It is but you're such a cute boi I just can't help myself. I see you shaking that cute little butte all around the flower shop and all I can think about is you sucking my stamen OwO

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>My build is more muscle than anything so I have the manly build not the femmy build.
>Care to explore the unknown and forbidden?
>*notices your bulge*
fair enough, but I'll pass
summon me if the muscular gay dane comes around though please, I want to make more idle threats and talk to him about working out

It okay it ownly lvl 6 lwed and gay now so juat have fun

>sucking my stamen
hehe. Someone has been reading up on flowers.
*boops your nose*
but in somewhere so public i don't know.

I'll let him know if he comes in. You could always just kick back for a bit. I'm sure he'll roll in at some point.
Thanks for popping in to contribute to bumps though.
Oh no not at all. I just don't lead on how much I know about things to make conversation with people.
*pulls you in close*
You know you're still my wifey and you never wanted a divorce but I don't believe our union was...
*tugs at your belt*
Consummated OwO

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im out, fucking disgusting.

Reminder that Normie feels the need to make these threads to jerk off to because he simply can't bring himself to have sex with his ugly excuse of a wife.

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Do you want him Too do it with some were more privet and this is so bant will stop acting like him. It bant falt for post so many thread in his name. This is what bant want. At leat it not lol 10 that he at

YES YES YES! Call me disgusting slap my face and turn my asshole inside out! I want to feel your love nectar overflowing from my mouth so I can lap up every last drop off the ground then I want you to kick me in the face and call me a worthless faggot slut!
OwO
Objectively false.
I've never jerked off to an ERP.

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>///

Well this place is all ready bwing lwed up you might as well let loss a little have fun and injoy it. The beat way you can

We all so had sex two day ago and you wanted too last night get intoo me.

i don't know...

Of course I would be. You're the only boi I haven't sampled yet that I should've. To run my hands through your long soft hair, kissing your delicate porcelain skin and feeling your hot moist tongue wrapping around my hard cock. Your struggle to get it into your throat would be the best part.
*unbuckles your belt*
That's enough of that now. Come on bummy show me where you keep your bouquet :3

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Hah, already chaos

He at lvl 6 lwed gay so jump in and have fun

If you don't try then you never know, you don't have too be supper lwed hard less flut and a little bit of leting never hurts

Is that the faggot I think it is?!
*boops your bepper excitedly*
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! I NEED IT!!!!

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Well, whatchu gonna do about it?

Fuck off pooftah

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*pulls flower from behind me*
hehe. You think i'd tell.
you have a point. I just don't know if i'm cut out for public lewd.

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*tackles you to the ground and kisses you passionately*
I never NEVER get to have you! I'm not going to let this slip through my fingers.
*begins tearing off your shirt*
These faggots got me all fucked up impersonating me and shit!
*grabs you by the throat and forces your head to the ground*
Now just let this happen. You know I love you

Start of slow and then see how you feel take it for me if you don't try you won't know and if you let don't try now you may be too afraid too try ever and do you want too live in fear.

>ultimate submission
Yes!
Do your best and worst to me, lover boi!

You thought I'd be on the defensive? No. Hell no. I came not to be fugged but to fug.
I've taken it from bant long enough it's time for you to take it!
*pulls at your belt breaking the buckle as it flies off*
Fucking pants always in the way!
*rips off your underwear exposing your hard cock*
!!!!OWO!!!!
YES! God look at it. Hard throbbing and ready to be pleased.
*I put your cock in my mouth and gently rub it with my tongue*
Fuck this is so good. It's been too long. I knew I'd get you sooner or later. You always talked about being manhandled but you always want to do the handling. Fucking little slut~

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Post trip

you sure i can't bribe you?
*pulls out second flower then tuns so my bum is facing you*
aaa don't touch it.
i like living in fear. it keeps me safe.

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You need to stop this gay threads are bad enough but gay erp threads are even worse

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this place is wild

So a homeless man, a sycophant, an autist, and a schizophrenic walk into a gay bar

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*firmly grabs your ass*
Don't what now? I'm sorry I was almost certain you wanted me to do something here.
*rubs your butte*
Mmmmmmm yes it's just as soft and firm as I thought it would be.
Why would you hide this from me?
Stop posting in it then. You're just bumping it and more will come. This was a regular thing for a while a few of us even got banned at one point. Since then we've changed tactics to be more subtle about our gay nature but....well I had fun impersonating you but others are trying to do it to me. Gotta remind them what they're impersonating because they're saying shit like I'm straight and my wife is a trap.
Just ignore it cowboy. Filter it if you have to.
Then they all get the gay because you posted in my thread.

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who says i was hiding it.
*tenses up*

NORMIE STAHP

NORMIE STAHP

You wanna get me off first so my mind will be clearer for the domination?
And yes, I'm a slut, a one-man slut!

this has gone too far

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*slowly pulls down your underwear to expose your soft boi butt*
OwO
The way you walk around in your gardening clothes and always wear pants. Don't tell me you weren't hiding it from me.
*reaches around to rub your dick*
It's rude to hide things from your husband bummy.
NEVER! You fucking asked for this! I tried to be a cool dood and not gay post to ease off bant having such a homo population but it doesn't matter. If everyone's just gonna hate me imma give them a reason. So imma be posted erping and fucking with other namefags. Now you have the gae congratulations.

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*laughs*
Hahahahahahaaa! NO.
You should never stick something in there without proper lube.
*your cock slides down my throat as my lips touch the base*
It has not gone far enough but I love qt finnish cat bois. They're so much fun to snuggle with. Plus they have cute boi cocks OwO
*strokes your tail*

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I'm on phone, so I can't
UwU

>now
yeah, right, that

Cease your faggotry.

maybe i was. But you make it sound like i murdered the queen by hiding it.

I-aaaaaahh- presume you have the proper lube?
*I put my hands on your head as you go down on me*
>listen, I only have less than a hour before I gtg

Killl yourself faggot

More drama more more
oh

Ohhhhh that's right Russia is already a homo.
*lifts up skirt to reveal a hard dick*
Like what you see qt? OwO
You can sample anything you like :3
*starts stroking your cock*
Well it is mighty rude bumstead.
*licks your ear*
But I can forgive it so long as you don't hide it.
I'm not going to judge you just because you hide your cute boi butt and don't tell anyone how badly you want to be touched this way.
*pulls your butt close to me my bulge pressed against your ass*
>nice trips!
>fuck man can we do it in an hour? We'll find out!
*looks up at you*
*run my tongue along the length of your shaft as I pull your cock out of my mouth*
Seems like it's lubed up to me.
*moves your legs above my shoulders exposing your tender boi hole*
!!!OWO!!!!
But now I'm not lubed up so....
*spit on my cock after I pull it out*
*press it gently against your buttehole*
You have the gae but we already know you fap to Alice ponynigger.
No

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go fuck yourselves I hope the mod permaban this fucking faggot n*rmie piece of shit

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Yeah Spaz, it's sad.

Proof?

>tfw no bf to wear cat ears for

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Slut. I don't like sluts.

this

kill yourself you fucking idiot

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Based

*I wrap my legs around you and push myself down onto your cock*
Yes! Go into me and fill me up lover boi!

who says i want to be lewded.
*rubs against you*
maybe i don't like doing it so openly.

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Put your name back on bumstead

>SSP
You have the gay.
t. alice fapping ponynigger
*places a set of cat ears on you*
There. Now you are an even cuter boi finland!
*pets your head*
^w^
Ah I see. No matter I still enjoyed having you here. Thanks for joining.
*kisses you on the cheek*
You have the gay.
Fucking hot. More?
*I let out a loud moan as I enter you*
HYahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!~
*my cock thrusts hard into you as I grab your hips to pull you closer*
Fuck....nyah! I.....fuck.....too t-t-tight......
*rubs against you*
I KNOW that you want to be lewded otherwise you wouldn't be here. Just like the rest of us you want to have a man handle you like you're a delicate flower.
You just want a man to love you before he picks your flower :3

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Yes yes more idiotic drama I feed off of this
how u know

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thanks lad

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y
maybe i just showed up because i rarely get to talk to you.
and you can't prove any of the lewd statements.

put your name back on bumstead

i wsa gay before i jooined your shitty thread kill yourself goblin

yy

You're distinctive
If you cum right now, I will mercilessly ride your post-cum hypersensitive cock :^)
*my leglock tightens around behind your back to accentuate my "threat"

Because if you’re gonna ERP as a slut on a public forum you should at least have a name so people can filter you

put ur name bcak on haha so funyn

hey guys what's going on in h-
oh my

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i didn't want this.

From now on you will never know it's me

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t. Normie’s wh*re

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*kisses your cheek*
No problem. I keep spares in case someone wants to use them.
Do you want the tail and paws too?
=^-^=
Well now you have extra gay. So post thighs :3
Oh no you're getting turned inside out!
*I slam your head back to the ground and start lightly choking you*
*my thrusts get harder as my cock twitches leaking precum inside you as I smash you prostate*
Oh look a qt kiwi. I know right what to do with you.
*pulls you over close and kisses you*
Oh yes I can. Would you really like me to or would you rather just get gay here with me?
*pull out my cock*
I kinda get turned on by blackmailing little qt bois like you into lewd things OwO

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you know you can't hide your autism right
You have to, don't you?

i could use a tail desu lad

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aaaaaa. so lewd!

bros this isn’t healthy, i think you need to stop

Good shit. Keep it cumming :3
*hands you a tail butt plug*
Will this work? OwO
That's what I thought.
*gently teases your boi hole with the tip of my cock*
So how are we going to play this out? You gonna do some gay stuff with me or do I leak sensitive information?
*vigorously strokes your cock*

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youtube.com/watch?v=F5xl_5DPDn4

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fuck off

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