Be 18

>be 18
>look 25
>go to party with friends
>alcohol
>friend asks me to get more
>head to local liquer store
>homeless guy outside
>hand him a quarter
>play it cool
>grab underage booze
>go up to counter
>knees weak palms are sweaty
>make purchase
>hands shaking like a mofo
>doesn't card me
>outside friends are waiting
>notice homeless guy is armed
>40 caliber
>he kicks in the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur

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>Be 18.
>Get ID'd.
>Can't buy booze.
L A N D O F T H E F R E E.

drinking is degenerate

FUCK I MEANT TO POST THIS ON R9K

>be a bong
>go to local pub for a pint
>get ass raped by achmed

At least you remember to change your flag to that faggot symbol. You're a real winner OP.

agreed, op is a flaming faggot

>Having to make up stories because you can't think of anything real to say.
I'll give you another freebie:
>Be American.
>Cross road.
>Get arrested.

>amerishart bants

How is the minority status?

Have to agree with burgers on the 21 yr and up thing. I dont know anyone who could moderate drinking at 18

>bong
>look up nude images online
>YAH GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT MATE?
>Go to buy some silverware for your kitchen set
>YAH GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT MATE?
>Have a computer monitor or tv you don't use to watch cable
>YAH GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT MATE?
>go to post controversial topics on twitter
>YAH GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT MATE?
>Want to have normal teeth
>YAH GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT MATE?
>try to purchase a firearm that will only be kept in an armory for the sole purpose of target shooting
>YAH GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT MATE?
The list goes on

So..
In USA you are allowed to shoot people at the age of 18, but you aren't allowed to drink alco ?

I LMAO@your country

I'm lucky to be able to do what's in OP's pic

Just let them kill themselves if they can't control it or be smart. Same as anything else.

Stop bullying bongs. They're going to get extinct soon anyways.

Says the pussy who cries about muh nazi genocide like the fucking jews when Merkle comes to town

> be me
> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed

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Hey pajeet, don't forget they brought your country up into the third world

fucking mods moving this to the graveyard

>6050059
i meant to reply to this, like it matters now that its here though

There is no porn ban. That's a meme.
You don't need a license for silverware. Bin that knife was an American charity initiative.
The TV license is a poorly named tax that most countries have in one form or another. If you don't watch TV you don't have to pay it unlike most European countries.
>Posting with your real name and address on the internet.
Britain has had better healthcare than the USA for a decade. Americans like to paint over their tooth decay to make it look extra white.
Rifles and shotguns are legal in the UK and easily acquirable outside of cities.
The list is shit.

You have to pay a £500 fine if you don't have a tv, did you forget mate?

Feel free to point out any legislation regarding that. As long as you don't have a TV you don't have to pay the TV license.

>be American
>can't get beer when you're 16
Why even live?

>be 25
>look 18
>Only way too young girls and 30-40 year olds say they are attracted to me
So this is the power of worse than hell

"I don't do kids" and I don't feel always feel comfortable to perform with old ladies

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>be german
>Islamic migrants force ban on beer
>merkel allows it
>praise allah

>be american
>get hold at a gunpoint
>and eventually shot

Inshallah stupid animals can't drink anymore

>be eastern european
>makes my own alco
>still not blind
hell ye lads