Funny porn stories? I'll start

Funny porn stories? I'll start
>be me 17
>sitting on couch watching movie with best friend
>tells me he needs to take a massive shit
>leaves for bathroom
>sitting there watching the rest of Grown Ups
>all of a sudden something connects to the tv
>friend accidently connected faketaxi onto tv
>he was jerking off in the bathroom
>look around
>start jerking off too
>its fuckin good porn
>friend realizes and tries to turn it off
>i yell " no leave it on "
>he actually lets it play
>finished
>friend walks out , high fives me, and we never speak of it again.
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sounds like you had a good friend

wish i had bros as understanding as that

same

I hope he washed his hands first before high-fiving you.

hahaha what the hell

who are you quoting?

oh fuck, imagine how many high fives we have given, and what they did with that hand before,, fuck

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10/10 kek

still kekking hard because of this funny story lol BASED

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Based!

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orikoko!

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>be 6 years ago
>14 y/o
>at friends house playing skyrim in his basement
>like 2am
>,both of us are tired and sleep deprived
>friend asks if it was cool if he watched porn on the computer 5 feet away from the couch i was on
>"lolokgoforit"
>jacks off literally 5 feet away from me to google images
>im just playing skyrim while my best friend is wanking it to jpegs
>never speak of it again, still good friends

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RARE

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KEKKED HARD AT THIS ONE LOL

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This never happend to you user

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