Why can't Americans sit still for 2 hours without eating?

Why can't Americans sit still for 2 hours without eating?

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must be a lot of americans in europe too cause i've never gone to a theater in europe that wasnt full of people drinking soda and eating popcorn

This doesn't not relate to any specific movie or tv show.

Oral fixation
Same reason many people smoke and whatever

Yeah I'll take an Large Coca Cola, an Extra Large popcorn with butter and a bag of Peanut M&M's

(((freud))) more like fraud

>38% of White Americans obese
>27% of British obese
>24% of Germans obese

Fair enough, I guess.

I sit still for the other 22 hours without eating, so fuck off.

why can't europeens go two hours without thinking about Americans?

ever pour the M&M's in the popcorn? good times

>Eating for the only 2 hours you don't need fuel for.
You're a fascination to us.

No I share them with friends

You don't need to eat but it makes the experience more enjoyable to snack while watching a movie.

/thread

Hell yeah
I like doing that with glossettes raisins but the only place that has those is a local theater that's shows old stuff

>2 hours

Do you wanna know how I know you are watching a shit movie?

>not stacking up on calories before the great famine due to climate change and overpopulation starts

Let's see who the dumbshit is in 30 years.

Why can't Europeans go?

Ever poke your erection through the bottom of the popcorn and wait until your date finds it? Better times.

Can't get over the fact that America has made the old world irrelevant.

I'd just imagine your dick would get so many zits from the buttery popcorn.
Yes, you can get zits on your dick. I can confirm.

What are you talking about, my dad and I just did that last weekend.

Why do you care about what we do?

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