Why is english pronunciation so retarded?

That would be German

Lana rhoades

Not enough german speakers i'm afraid. But beautiful language though.

>your
>"jur"
Uhh...

There would have been but you and the anglos just had ruin everything

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Only retards would be confused by this
This is just wrong

Indeed, sad.

you sir are an angel among men!

OP is not a fag today

Who is that pure girl?

mine = myan
human = yooman
yours = yahrs
they just want to murder the English language

France surrendering again

Cucks breed cucks in Frogistan

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well better waste an already shit tier language as a globalist language than compromise better ones by having the third world trying to speak them
niggers already butcher standard english, can't imagine them trying to speak German

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That's real english you dirty amerimutt.

English pronunciation depends on the reigon

Have a Cockney a Glaswegian and a Yorkie talk in the same room and you'll see the difference.

Proper pronunciation is the Queens English which broadcasters use, which everyone should use but doesn't because of social norms

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As my Mother always put it, it's "to keep Jonny Foreigner on his toes".

>french _and_ the anglos
The french did their very best to lose that war.

But the way you use them isn't self-evident to non-native German speakers. And your country is supposed to have one of the highest average IQ's. Well I guess we all need to be special one way or another.

>says some faggot posting BLACKED models.

There used to be old spellings for a lot of words that made more sense with English. Like "know" was "knowe" etc. Maybe that would actually make less sense for some.

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Chaucer wanted to do what Vergil did with the Divina Comedia for Italian but he kind of half-assed it in Canterbury Tale. He got rid of the Rh's but he still couldn't spell the same word the same way in the same stanza.

It's funny, that's kind of how the spurdo spärde language works

>"wimmin"
Hill-billy detected.

Lana Rhodes has ruined herself, look her up now, she's a silicone beast

paaahk da caaah in haaahvaaad yaaaahd
(park the car in harvard yard)

hahahhahahahah
only white people are this fucked up

>A shitty, inconsistent, glued-together language is so superior to yours that it's cucking them into extinction
I think it says more about the rest of the languages of the world.

English is the only language that makes sense. It really isn't that hard.

Turks, Arabs and niggers in Germany do that already. It sounds terrible.

Nonstandard pronunciation and grammar. and spelling is just an extra fuck you to the rest of the world.
We had the best empire in history, we invented everything you love, we started the industrial revolution, we have the best literature in the world, and now you stupid monkeys are speaking our retarded language.
Every time you open your mouth and English pops out, you've just been face raped by the superiority of the eternal Anglo.
It's tough, but you'll get through it though.

basically we stole words from a bunch of other languages and didn't transliterate them properly

Why is the french language so horribly fucked up?

>doesnt look anything at all like other latin languages
>not phonetic at all
>overall just gay
>oui oui hon hon hon

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>when the thread gets moved to Jow Forums

KOT ID GET