Hello Jow Forums what is the manliest thing you have done...

hello Jow Forums what is the manliest thing you have done? um the manliest thing i have done is standing up against my father. i was 15 then. but i ended up getting kicked out. so i lived with mom after that but it was much better actually. anyways this is a free thread but please be nice :)

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fat

no im not

how fat is she?

fat

You are kinda cute.
and weird, but cute anyways.

what do you understand as "manly", some examples?

umm jeg skjonner ikke hvorfor du gjor dette Danmark? blir det ikke litt kjedelig. jeg er ikke akuratt så goy
im a he and im technically underweight if you count with bmi.

please i dont want a thread full of this
being strong and free. also being rightous right?

When are you gonna take hrt?

im sorry but i will never take hrt. if someone does force me by violence or kidnap me or something it could happen. but if i can avoid it i will.

Is this ritsu or niceway?

ritsu

Did you just send signals for reiko blackmail?

hard to pick out one thing in particular. Nice Koishi btw
norgay is in iceland atm and he stopped typing like Ritsu for a suspicious but undefined reason

Could kara boga's cock guide you to victory?

Why arent you namefigging?

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oh but its ok if you arent sure and post one.
my mom is asian
because its bad. people also now me good enough too know its me.

This is you+your mom

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eww stop it please

You're fat and dumb :^)

Win sports

ok maybe the dumb part is true. but im not fat. do i wish i were a bit fatter.
what kind of sports are you good at user?

ahhh i write like a autist. i meant "though" at "do" part

Taking responsibility

that is a very manly thing too do user. im glad you are taking responsibility.

Hmmm, i dont know... by that definition i could say some examples that you could find "manly"

>Verbal and physical fights with some doods
>Being independent almost since the 12 years old
>Took part on the carnage of a animal that i ate the same day as dinner
>almost all the times i have been the leader of the group on work projects
>had to sharp a stick to capture an octopus as dinner one time that i was camping on the beach.

Hmmm i dont know if this fit on your manly definition, i cant think in more examples right now, i have some more but they are private.

people dont appriciate hunting and fishing. when i was 13 i slaughtered my first cock( male chicken). also used to go hunting with dad in the forest for big birds. fishing was something we did all the summers and sometimes ice fishing in the winter. i cant define manliness but its a very broad word. its something you know by feeling it i think.

Hey, are you sure you dont like a nice colored black cock than?

they were all white. please dont take it out of context.

Ones that involved running and jumping

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>slaughtering white cocks
With your mouth, your hands, or your butthole?

thats fun. but im bad at running a long distance.

with a machete or axe

He wants to be blacked, it definitely wasn’t white

dont make it sound like im talking about penises...

like sword fighting? You must be pretty good then but based on what you've said in the past I think describing it as a dagger is more appropriate

I knocked a guy onto his ass with a single punch once

fuck you that was a sucker punch and I was drunk

This is literally you irl

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hmm i held the cock( you know what i mean) and used force to thrust it down the neck with either machete or axe.
that is imnpressive. but i have never hit guys before

You sound kinda meek ritsu, but that’s okay since you could always offer a handjob or something instead of running

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you deserved it bitch nigga

Sounds cool.
i dont really feel "really" manly doing all that stuff desu, just meh.

Except the part of going for your own food, one summer when i was almost a kid i had to work the field, thats kinda manly, feel the realization of the work that you do to get your own food.

my wife koishi is so cute

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ops i mean the cocks neck.
stop please
im not a slut

yes. i know that feeling well. its good.

true but it still wasn't very manly of you
oh so it's like a technique?
It's good that you became so experienced at a young age

Just teasing
Are you good at sprints?

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lol
actually it was a boxing match, I don't do bar fights

I would stop, but you seem like a sissy and sissies don’t have rights

You seem kinda "manly" for be a cute boi heh.

what have i done...
um i think i can run fast. maybe i was wrong about my endurance. i remember from school that i would run down every atlethic down by continuely following them. it was a part of the game we called stiv heks. when you are the which you go around and touch people if you are a witch but if you get touched you must stand where you are and wait for a person too save you. .

that was basically me rap battling you
you just got owned

everyone deserves rights in my opinion user
maybe. but i have gotten pretty weak. probably because i live in a urban area now

You don’t, you dumb slut

i just write like a autist sometimes :(

im not a slut. im still a virgin

>sometimes

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Hmmm, is that nice or bad?

Sounds like you are pretty enduring then
Which is also a good thing on the bed
And I remember that game but I think it was called something else, like predator here

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:(
im not autistic

So you’re just not a very good slut then
We all know your cravings for the BBC

he was cocky and overconfident, left himself open to a clean hit
and also I was like 3 weight classes above him lol

i dont like the urbs. i want the forest back again. but that will have to wait.
in Norwegian it means "stiff witch" you go around as a witch and when they get touched the get stiff. they must spread their legs and if a person gets under them and trough they are free from the curse.

stop that will only worsen it. i wanne be a slut.
oh so it was pretty easy for you. that means you are strong i think.

Hmmm, a rural cuteboi?
rare.

i used too live 100 meters from the nearest house in the forest. it was good :)

also no one lived in that house so the closest neighbor was a 1 km away. i dont like being so close too people. in the urbs people are so close too each other is scary.

Sound comfy, but at the nights it must be spooky.

yes. the house was the only light there were. but i used to go out at night. too get some fresh air.

Whats up ritsu?

100% spooky.

im good :)
not after living there for almost three years though. the scariest night i got was when some foxes were making some noises outside at night. did you know they sound like screaming girls when they make sounds. its scary when you are alone and its dark.

Every sound must be scary as hell in that situation, i remember same situations, even less spooky because there was a bit of light and its just unonfortable for me, i dont like the darkness at all.

Cool m8

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the darkness can be calming user. you must first accept it. sometimes we lost power in the nights. literally no light until the sun is up. it has happen 6 times i think. the darkness is overrated :)

oh that was from when i used a name on the name field. memories :)

What happen with you and your friends?

fuck forgot pic

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hmmm nah, all the darknes for you, gib me the good light.

Only good thing that i can find in the darkness is that you can see the stars, nothing more.

those friends were from a very long time ago. i have no connection too them anymore.
light is good too. i usually sleep with light :)

Maybe just woodworking? nothing too specific springs to mind except lifting heavy stuff.

You afraid of the dark ritsu?

only when im stressed or depressed

i think that i cant sleep without any source of light if im alone.

i dont sleep well without light actually.

Don't be, the dark hides nothing that you don't already know about if you're at home.
There is no beast veiled in the void so there is no reason to fear it.
I pretty much can't sleep if there is any source of light on desu.

i know. but i used too hallucinate shadow people. umm they come when im stressed or depressed and i get even more parnoid then usual.

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oh no. i get a bit weird when im angry.... please dont hate me

Brave boi.
what if you hear some weird noise? its +100% more spooky with the darkness.

You merely adopted the darkness.
The shadows betray you, because they belong to me.

I don't, i'm interested in you after being in that thread.

hmm but its in my blood lineage. everyone with my fathers line of blood can see them. i think its nothing about you

why? im glad you didnt pick a thread where i was worse phew.

You're a big guy

what is the manliest thing you have done?
Haven't really done anything "manly"

big? eh? like what big
thats ok user.

I'm asking the fucking questions here.
Do you feel in charge?

I see me in that thread!...

eh? when did you start with questions? also i dont feel as much in charge. im just confused now