Please someone suck my tiny dick

well... vsauce.. michael here... what if I want it???

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"Someone"? Thats pretty gay.

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ANCOM, NAZBOL, LEFTCOM, ML,EGO MAO STALIN GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG UNIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEE

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im not gay

Someone here is probably a guy though. So its gay.

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no

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The absolute state of communists

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Karen a cute. Just like Durruti uwu

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There are 0 girls here though, especially ones who wanna suck smol peepee. So, either you take a boy or no one.

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i want girl

lol ccp id check

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Comrade, listen to me. Close eyes and pretend is girl. Almost same as girl.
Some boy here for sure wants to suck delicious smol peepee and pretend to be a girl for you.

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Want a Communists gf, afraid she'll be too authoritarian for me tho

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you are gay , im not

I'm not though! Just stating the facts, you want your peepee sucked not me. gay comrade

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though commie gf is better than capitalist feminism swine

Austrian homo sorry but im no homo

bully

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Especially liberal feminist.

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oh im terrible

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i guess the world dont need tiny dicks anymore

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World need more commies. America is too cucked.

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t-thats not true.
Stay positive user, there is some girl out there who wants your tiny dicklet.

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oh i wish but im doomed

even if there is some they are probably femdom bdsm bitches

no, probably not. Most girls don't care for dicksize.
source: females I know.

guys don't care for dick size either. I heard. Not that it matters in any way.

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wtf

thanks homo austrian , but im no homo

Stop calling me homo!
I'm just trying to make you feel better.

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Females do care about size up to a point
If the dick is smaller than 5-5.5 inches they will complain
But same happens if its too big =^)

And gays are the ones who care the most about dicksize lole
Gays who have ruined their assholes only want 8 inches or more

It depends, I know many girls who don't care about dick size.
Some do care, but most girls can't orgasm from piv anyways, so thats not really important to them. Thats what I heard.

Some degenerate Gays might care for dick size in that way, but regular ones don't care. I know a gay who prefers small dicks.

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>It depends, I know many girls who don't care about dick size
No, ALL girls care about dick size, even if they deny it
Sex for women is more psychological than for men, and the appearance of the partner plays a big role in that
They may lie to you or themselves, but they are more turned on by some dicks than others

That being said, they maybe are affected more by the color or hair on it, but in 90% of cases they subconsciounly prefer bigger penises

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I think you overestimate the value girls put into the dicksize of their partners.
I mean, if they had to choose between small and large, theyd choose larg mostly.
But its not only that, they choose a partner and if he happens to have a small dick, most dont care.
Thats my point.

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> Most girls don't care for dicksize
>I know many girls who don't care about dick size
This is what made me disagree with you
Absolutely ALL girls, with no exception, care about dicksize in one degree or another

But that being said, you are right, pretty much 100% of girls would rather be with someone who is healthy and fit but has a small dick than someone who is fat and ugly but has a big dick

But they would rather be with someone fat ugle and big dicked rather than fat ugly and small dicked

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Nigga you are gay

So who will suck my dick?

LifeInATent can do the job for you.

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>sucking commie dick
no way

people offered and you keep denying
high standards my dude

Oh, so it was a simple case of misunderstanding. For me, "not caring" means they don't put a high priority on dick size. Its not something they need or really want. Its just a stat. Probably any straight guy would prefer a girl with big tiddies over one with small ones. But if its a nice girl, only a dumbass would reject her for small tiddies.

NO!
Dude, just ask some cute boy here and close your eyes.

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No thanks homo Austrian

I'm not gay.

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already did but the BJ was shorter than your dick whoa greased lightning

please someone suck my tiny dick

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y-yes

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great just the girl i was dreaming about

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$15 and a ride to the liquor store

FUCK OFF AN*ME FAG

What are you? A slut?

>offers BJ for money
>What are you? A slut?
No, not a slut. A whore obviously.

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fag

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Not really different

I'm not a fag. You are a fag who wants his tiny dicklet sucked!
It is different.
>Slut is generally a term for a woman or girl who is considered to have loose sexual morals or who is sexually promiscuous.
>Prostitution (Redirected from Whore) is the business or practice of engaging in sexual activity in exchange for payment.

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im no fag i just want my poor tiny dick get attention from woman

Okay but what I want to know is if that canadian faggot is a whore.

I wouldn't mind rape and break his anus

Women dont want to give attention to men on the basis of being dicklets alone
Get buff and try then

And by the way, how small is it? You keep saying you have a tiny dick all the time, how small can it really be?

Asking this here, is as asking for a bottle of champagne in the desert and being mad that you get offered water.

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19 inches

in cm

ah yeah its 19 cm

Im serious
Why the fuck do you keep saying you have a small dick all over the board?
Its almost worse than your shitty smug leftypol memes

dunno

very tiny.
You could never please a girl with that, stumpy.
Consider becoming a girl.

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i know right , but im not fag you homo austrian

You will be straight once you have a husband.

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never

im straight you austrian homo

>Using freedom measurements

wtf I love Honest Abe now!

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no homo though

You know, a girl (You) that loves a boy is straight.
If you become a girl you are straight! win-win

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i guess i have to become rapist

he is 13cm
why do I keep remembering this shit

probably cause you like benis?

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ok im gonna rape you

i do remember other things as well, height, age, weight...
woah dude, thats gay

Eh, 13cm is pretty average
I think 14cm is the western average so its just 1cm smaller

Not really a "tiny" dick by any means

come to think about it, i'm probably a CIA nigger impersonating a depressed russian faggot

>implying you arent a crypto scammer

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I never scammed anyone tbqh.

Just what a crypto scammer would say

No fuck off! I didn't even shill 3d after 15k and whole of Jow Forums was doing it.

I bought 50€ of link just for the meme lole

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>falling for stinkies meme
never gonna make it lol

never