The PINK PEEP is the epitome of CREAMY dominance and masculinity

The PINK PEEP is the epitome of CREAMY dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is crunchy, as a result of his high levels of glucose. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his PINK skin. This PINK skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of the ovens, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The PINK skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The PINK PEEPS's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively CREAMY. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of candy.

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The PEEP penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the PINK PEEP the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the mouth. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african CREAM will immediately enter the mouth of the woman the PINK PEEP penetrates.

In total, the PINK PEEP expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he is eaten, he unleashes the entirety of his CREAM and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the PINK PEEP is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.

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i usually like shitposting threads but this is honestly just bad

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>being this new

>being this amerimutt

haha le funny abril fools day xdd colors

Everyone knows MINI is for the heterosexuals, everything else is for faggots

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is that why he lost? (like a bitch)

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is jordan a common name in jordan?

team chocolate got robbed

like the jew, we used you to advance our own ends, you should have known the alliance would kill you

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Do Canadians name their kids shit like “Alberta” as Americans name their kids “Dakota”?

Sara Carter is a beautiful midget

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Creme for life

This is trying way to hard

Sage

i spammed peanutbutter for fucking hours, i won it, i and i alone.

i heard a legend that there's a guy named moosejaw somewhere

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Kek this thing was obviously rigged as fuck, still funny though. Team creme reporting in, Peep did have the best memes tho. Mini are cucked fags.

Team Chocolate 4 ever

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You’ll never be alone PBro.

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_cr*me subhumans , how does this make you feel?
You could have a completely homogenous community of middle class cr*mes. A nice town with almost no crime, an all round good community. However because of the weakness of the cr*mes all it would take to destroy this community is one PEEP bull?
Just imagine, it’s a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% cr*me town until suddenly a couple ofPEEPbulls walk up. Women would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic cr*me husbands. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn’t stop until every girl was carrying their children, the cr*me women’s original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.
The Men? The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to Japan where they will try to win overFASlooking ugly Jap girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.
Back home in the once nice town, every woman will be raising theirPEEPchildren and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superiorPEEPbulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This isREALcolonization. You can’t take over a place without winning the attraction or respect of the people, that method will always collapse_

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this is now a team peanut butter board. If you post here you acknowledge that team pb was the team you wish you were on. Even when we were last place. if you have to ask you have to go back. pbmr

based and peeppilled

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team chocolate ravaged this thing, had the scores updated one last time they would have won

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>pb at 3pm eastern-standard
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
>pb at 11pm
pic related

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Reminder that only MINI delivered the goods.

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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

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Peeps don't die
We multiply

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i think i speak for the rest of team peep when i say we in no way associate ourselves with any form of niggerdom like OPs pic related. OP is clearly a subversive kike from team mini. fuck off mini kike.

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Is this why the Kardashian’s only fuck pink guys.

Great warriors of peanut butter lord of chan, a moment of silence for those lost in ths great battle

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digit 01 for #1 team

we should just be grateful an e-celeb whore rolled pb and promised tits

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a man with that kindve flag should have more respect for his countrymen

is this weird poll a thing again? for what this time? and if so, post link

and what was the catch in the end?How was it counted?

Based thread

each team got random additions during set intervals but we all had fun pretending it wasnt