Just got my DNA test results

I'm gonna fucking end it

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I'm 4 percent on my DNA test, don't worry about it user.

Just because we have some of gods choosen blood in us doesn't mean we can't fight for whats right.

Being 6 percent doesn't mean you will go for subverting mode.

>European Jewish

Why would you kill yourself for being an Anglo?

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*breathes in* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

European Jews are genetically white so its OK.

>I'm gonna fucking end it

no one believes your filthy lies

Daily reminder that this is what the Ancient Greeks actually looked like

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i'd blast myself too if i was only 6% , 100% or you're subhuman .

It just means up your line you had a rebel jew that left the fold.

Jesus was born a jew but he too saw their evil and left them.

is this kys-tier?

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>6%
lucky

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almost a 10th jew.
Time to end it all.

They add shit like this and x% African because they’re woke and want to fight racism. Wouldn’t be too concerned about it.

>6% Jew
In you go.

>European Jews are genetically white so its OK.
In you go.

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>paying to give them your dna
user...

>(((DNA test)))

You're giving Israel all the genetic information they need to create virus to wipe us Europeans.

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Keep telling yourself that, maybe if you say it enough you will believe it.

don't know why you'd even bother using this bullshit, pretty sure they've admitted to tampering with peoples results

Hello rabbi.

which is best most accurate dna test anons?

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post shnoz.

Don't worry. Even Führer said that everything below 25% is aryan.

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>this is what wignats tell themselves

Jew do realize that by giving them your DNA you have just sentenced hundreds of your clones to the most sickening and depraved experiments imaginable

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It's about getting european genetic markers to create a biological weapon. They know it's mostly people of European ascendance who take these tests.

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Goyim BTFO!!!

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Breed with niggers first

I thought you guys were supposed to be white
very disappointing

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>paying money to see how the .01% of DNA is different between you and other people

post paternal and maternal haplogroups
tfw ancient briton (welsh)

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You should've just killed yourself when you decided to send them your DNA. It was at that point you should've realized you're below average IQ and are at least part shitskin. Those adverts are that kind of test.

These test are a bit off, Russians are mixed with mongols so can the test only show Europe?

Daily reminder that all of Anatolia used to be Europe and is rightful territory of the Greeks. T*rk roaches will have to be driven out or killed. St. Paisios agrees with me. I can't wait until there is a Divine Liturgy in Hagia Sofia again.

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If you understand what's wrong with jewery then you're ok.
*Unless your a shitskin.

So why does the test only show europe*
I can't write.

Stop giving your DNA to (((them))) you God damn spastics.

Holy fuck I felt dumb for signing up for Facebook when I was younger giving away my email, phone number and address, you fucking tards are handing away unalterable data on your physical being.

Zuckerberg laughed his ass off at the people signing up to Facebook, directly calling them "dumbfucks" imagine what the owners of 23andme etc are doing?

Only the coasts, desu. The rest was controlled by the Persians for quite some time.

these were proven to be fixed with added Jew dna to piss off Conservatives and you fags still pay for it?
You must be such a mutt to be desperate enough to test your whiteness.
Pathetique.

Do you know which one of your ancestors it was? Have you done your family tree as far back as you can? If it's detectable it shouldn't be that far back in your history - maybe 7 - 8 generations.

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we've known.

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>only 50% ashkenazi
wtf the owner is a fucking shiksa ?
23&me confirmed for not our guys

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Checked and keked


Every Greecian had a right eye that was a quarter of an inch lower than their left? Interdasting...

like faggots?

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Should I commit suicide?

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>Making excuses for Jews
Into the oven you go

you have to go back

:(

>European
>Jewish

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Fuck off, Chinbokinda. Don't you have a fetus to rape?

yeah, and Scandinavians are technically an admixture of asian genetics as well but that doesn't change the fact they are a distinct population

I guess they're distinct enough that there are polymorphisms unique to the general Russian population that do not exist in western populations or eastern populations surrounding Russia.

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Kike absolutely ASSBLASTED

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ooga booga

>6,000,000% jewish
Into the oven

LMAO get out Horowitz

What DNA service is this?

23andMe owner is like 100% ashkenazi, of course she's going to meme "Jews are European" into the mainstream

it's all part of the holocaust narrative that Jews weren't an invading group of foreigners imposing quasi governments and subverting the sovereignty of nations before being rounded up and kicked out

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The ignorance of these summerfags. "European jews" are khazarian converts. There is no genetic link to the ugly semites that call themselves "israelites". Can't you tell the difference between a hook-nosed, curly-haired monstrosity and pale-skinned eurasian-looking converts duped into rushing to israel and pretending to be semitic, while its skin burns when it spends more than 10 minutes in the sun of Tel Aviv? Because of the Khazarian stock being partially caucasic, it ends up being that "european jews" is more aryan than semitic. Just more jewish tricks you ought to learn if you want to post here.

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Daily reminder that this is what Neanderthals looked like.

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>that fat neck
lmao fat varg needs to lose some of that weight
faggot also can't grow a beard for shit, looks like some teenagers pubes

nice try cr*magnon

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How much Potato is too much Potato.

Asking for a friend.

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I'm not even religious and i would don the cape and march on Constantinople right now, was i only flanked by brothers in arms like you. The call to Good is beyond personal will. Byzantine Liturgy shall bless again the holy walls in our lifetimes.

Daily reminder if you have no neanderthals genes you're not white

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>6000000%

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What's all this non-white shit the kikes put in my DNA test. Do they have a Syrian spit in every test vial?

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>1/4th of Europeans experience depression

why are we so sad

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That just means you share dna with European jews, not that you have kike dna.

All three of you are idiots giving your DNA to jews

Got mine coming soon. Black hair (born blonde) and brown eyes, slightly darker skin. If I turn out to be Jewish then I have a weapon to say what I like. What are they gonna do? Call me an anti-Semite?

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1% (insignificant) North African is probably and artifact of being 4% (non insignificant amount) Iberian

1% Asia East is interesting but I'd take a guess and say it's an artifact of Scandinavian (Finnish) genetics which do have some asian influence and could just as likely reported you to be 1% Native American

Keeping track of your family lineage.

Plebs don't do that.

so you’re a nigger

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Sit down kiddo. Bet 50 bitcoins nobody beats my score

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There is literally nothing wrong with being Irish.

Maybe you can have a blood transfusion to clean the 6 million percent of jew out of you?

Wait, is that why they drink blood?

Don't worry anons, ashkanazis aren't even considered jews by real jews.

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delet this right now nephew

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Maybe a bioweapon or they want to connect all the data to the DNA so they can link behaviors to genes. That's probably why Facebook was trying to get in on digital medical records they would love to link all that stuff together.
They said they want more black DNA too, they've been running ads where black ladies discover they're African Queens.

they're going to memory hole the results
that's for sure

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Ill take that wager

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You guys are idiots, what tells you that they wont change the results so that everyone is a little vey.
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This is what they care for.
Dumb fucks need a dna sample to tell them what? That you were kang? Oh great and what will change?

You passed the nurenburg laws
You can infiltrate and destroy

impressive, post ancestry pls

Feeling better about my results. Thanks lads

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You have to be seriously retarded to believe those DNA tests.
They even gave them to two siblings that had the same dna and they got different results.
On top of that you are giving your DNA to (((some))) groups that may use it for fucking with you

Why would you feel bad. Excruciating over not being 110% Germanic is autistic and counter-productive. Being largely European is all that matters; nobodies ancestors were "pure".

6%, that's interesting. Did you ever notice a compulsion to pick up pennies off the sidewalk or anything?

The only sibling that have identical DNA are twins, otherwise all siblings would look alike

>t. """european""" jew
in you go

These are viral marketing threads and against the rules. Do not send your DNA to Google for obvious reasons. Remember to report.

Fuck, thank you for correcting me, yeah i meant twins

My Welsh Granddad did that a lot. Funnily enough he had dark, curly hair but that is a Brythonic Celt phenotype. Oh and he hates Jews.

I have an identical twin and our results came back identical

it's almost like genetics are a real thing or something

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