Team Jow Forums: Matchday Thread

GAME DATES
>Jow Forums vs /tg/ - 4 August (18:30 UTC)

GAME RESULTS
>/an/ vs Jow Forums - 0 - 2 WIN
>/fa/ vs Jow Forums - 1 - 2 WIN

>What the fuck is this?
A tournament where teams across Jow Forums play virtual divegrass/soccer/football for fun.

>Why should I care?
Eternal glory for our beloved board
Banter of the highest quality!

>Where can I watch the games?
Go to implyingrigged.info/wiki/. You'll find the stream there.

>I missed our previous games! Where can I watch them?
pastebin.com/8tdcXXjz

>Where can I learn more?
implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ
Check out the official Team Jow Forums wiki!
>implyingrigged.info/wiki/Jow Forums

WE NEED YOUR HELP!
We need testers to help with our tactics! If you want to help, please join the discord!
>pastebin.com/kqzsqj0U

>games today:
/gd/ vs /ck/
Jow Forums vs /u/
/an/ vs /fa/
Jow Forums vs /tg/
Jow Forums vs Jow Forums
/sp/ vs /sci/
/d/ vs /e/
/b/ vs /x/

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HYP HYP HYP

For those not aware, we have already qualified for the RO16, and topped our Group. Lets just enjoy this one and let what happens happen.

>Leafgirl represents Jow Forums
this is good

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She's team captain, but all the players represent Jow Forums.

>Jow Forums's trashcan
>does better in 4cc
Who's the trashcan now?

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First score of the night:
/gd/ 3-0 /ck/
An absolute spaghetti own goal from /ck/ sends them back to the babbies
/gd/ and Jow Forums join the RO16

There should be an osu! Tournament

osu more like no thank u

When will they start playing real (american) football?

That's unfair we have the best player of Isle of Man on our side.

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Don't you mean Isle of Manlet

isle of manlet?????
MORE LIKE.......
ISLE OF GHEY!!!!

Seriously? Nobody is gonna insult me on this?

Rude
Say this to Lil'Manx face and he would punch you guys in the guts.

Because everyone dislikes here poverty ball.

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>167cm

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>be American
>get to play handegg
>get stuck in turnstile
>finally play
>game stopped after 2 seconds for ads
>get shot

can't wait

looks like r9k is winning

hell yeah

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god, how could /u/ choke so damn much

bump

Both teams are playing at +2, which means they throw everything forward, and may not have great support. All the wide shots is just PES fucking with them.

Score:
Jow Forums 4-3 /u/
The champions are going home without a single point despite a mindfuck goalfest

/an/ here, save our souls pls

when does our game start? (EST)

3pm schedule, but will be late. It's after the game on currently ends.

We will be playing soon! Tune in!

Whrn

When? IN a few minutes we're on.

good luck

3rd game has finished
/an/ 4-4 /fa/
No clue what the fuck just happened but football wins
Despite a brave attempt /an/ are out
Jow Forums UP NEXT

It's time

ITS TIME!!!!!

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>Whats this?
and actual board who give a shit about 4CC?

ye
wanna join us belgium?

Jow Forums wins 3-0 check em lads

Apu is in team :3

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Lets go boys

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Good luck Jow Forums

Apu looks like pepe

ffs we just got fucked

fug

Somehow, Jow Forums feels more like /b/ pre-Project Chanology.

The hell are you doing Jow Forums!?

Eh we already won group

we are getting whipped lmao

:( I can't watch this no more

>buy Jow Forums's stadium
>start losing

,I'm joining ya,
sorry for your loss Jow Forums. the dice aren't on your side today

>buy

its over

The /new/remberg stadium curse strikes again. Hard.

Oh fug I just checked the game.
Ouch.

>no Jow Forums-tan
yeah this is shit

Rip bant

We're still through. This game was meaningless.

So quick announcement.

Fuck this stadium. We're throwing it away now before things get any worse.

Good game to /tg/, and sorry guys. We hope you guys come out next week for the Round of 16!

Until then, please join the discord if you think you can help with making a better stadium or helping with tactics! Cirno knows we need it.

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biggest loss

New stadium when?

discord link?

Final score
Jow Forums 1-6 /tg/
Unlucky but we still topped the group well and truly
/tg/ join us in RO16, /fa/ go home

heh.......

kidd......

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Next year hopefully. Otherwise we're taking our chances with Random.
Discord link is in the OP

/tg/ here. I am of course, but not that please. You've been a great underdog story and I believe this is the loss that'll inspire you to rig harder than ever. Enjoy your training montage and we'll see you again in the finals.

hey, better now when we got nothing to lose (maybe some pride) than in the knock out round

Thanks, /tg/.

it was a hell of an assault on your part /tg/, congrats

Thanks /tg/
Good luck

GG tg

Jow Forums have played, dont leave yet though
Our mortal enemy Jow Forums is playing Jow Forums. Both are eliminated already but the spoon is still up for grabs

Result 5
Jow Forums 2-1 Jow Forums
Jow Forums finally get a home win and dodge the spoon, but its too little too late for them

Result 6
/sp/ 1-2 /sci/
A slip up trips up the /sp/artans allowing /sci/ to take all 9 points
Both teams already through though

Result 7:
/d/ 0-0 /e/
Semen slurping festival saves /e/ from spoon

Final result
/b/ 3-0 /x/
Solid game by /b/ all around
/x/ relegated

We can do it!

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/tg/ here

you all played well. I was rooting for you all if we had lost or gotten knocked out. I still hope you all do well!

Give us a visit sometime

>1-6
EMBARRASSING
But in all seriousness though, hope this loss doesn't hurt us too much down the line.
Will bounce back

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Will keep in mind. You seem nicer than your 4craft department.

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