*sip*

*sip*
Oh did you just drink that?
You just drank a magical potion dumbass.
Oh well, it's probably nothing too bad, let's look at what bottle you took.
Note that all potions take ~15 mins to work.

Green: makes it so that all your senses are slightly wrong, like they've been tuned wrong.
Sight becomes slightly tilted, hearing always has a slight ringing in it, smell is never consistant and stuff that smelled nice yesterday might smell bad today, taste is intensified for bitter tastes and salt but everything else is dulled.
Teal: if you feel slightly cold or hot it feels like the extreme of those, chilly becomes freezing and warm becomes burning hot.
On the plus side you're also immune to actually being hurt by heat or cold.
Blue: get teleported to a random place on the earth
Use this to figure out where randomlists.com/random-country?qty=1&dup=false
Brown/black: travel in time to a random time back or forwards.
Use this to find out when randomlists.com/random-date?date1=0002-08-02&date2=3000-12-31&qty=1&dup=false
Pink: love potion, fall in love with the first person you see, that person also falls in love with you.
Purple: get hiccups that won't go away until you die.
Yellow: become more lucky
Orange: get the will to better yourself
Red: be filled with an insatiable bloodlust.
White: get a touch of divinity, become a bit better than everyone at everything.

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Gay

I drank the boner potion.

Give dicke potion

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All I wanted was alcohol you fucking whore ;'(

Sorry miss but i'd rather drink your pussy juice instead now lay down and open them leg's

oh boy

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oh boy

potin

@6092312
Very cringe

Well i did get the love potion after all and she was the only one around

Ey i got white.

There isn't one.

Not my problem you just decide to drink random things.

No.

*pushes you outside before the potion starts working*

kot

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Is this green or blue?
Doc?

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You can push me down if you want but your still the only one i see

@6092358
Cringe

I think it's teal
Oh shit

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Dont buy penis enlargement potions from loli witches

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Brb faggots, gon get myself some robopuss

Gib dic

Only 10 minutes left
Good bye Jow Forums

It's teal.

You're outside and you notice Have a happy lovelife.

Too late, I gave the magnum bepper to the hotte cyborg ladies
Should have gone for cowboy before he saw gapfag

Space Amei and constant 100°C

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To late the potion kicked in be for you could push me out side maybe you shouldn't just love potions laying around but now your stuck with me

Give now

Alright then i turn you into a dumb anime girl since that's my type.

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owo whats this

good enough

No don't cut off my dick i gonna stick that in you

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You can keep the dick if you like.

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Good can't make baby's without now let's get married

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Ye

I want the kot potion

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hope something good :)

role

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Faroe Islands! Comfy!

why did I drink it?

I could become a low tier superhero with this power.

I really need orange