Hi. Are you, Nord? Yes you are. Could you help me? I was with my mother but now I'm lost and don't know where she is. Could you help me find my way back? You... you don't have a problem with High Elves, do you? My mother said milk drink... I mean Nords don't like us, but you don't seem like you hate us.
Excuse me sir! I'm lost. Could you help me???
Levi Martin
Luis Sullivan
Are you the daughter of Voldemort but with hair?
Joshua Williams
No, sir. My father is a Altmer Nobleman, but I haven't seen him in months, he's in Cyrodil, working for the Thalmor.
Christian Martin
Oh, I think I knew him. Benadryl Psychopomp or something like that, right?
Jacob Adams
I don't want to say this but you look creepy, I'm not sure if I should g with you
Robert Gray
*go with you
Gavin Long
No, not at all. And I owuld rather keep his privacy.
I look creepy? You're probably not used to being around Altmer, you and Nords look creepy to me. Although my mother told me that everyone sees you that way
Levi Roberts
user please! Surely you wouldn't leave an elf girl here all by herself!
Elijah Gomez
Oh, I see, it was Benwardier Cocoscathatch. I'll let him know you're looking for him.
Kayden Kelly
TFW U will never fuck a qt High Elf girl and start a misformed family with her
John Anderson
WAKE ME UP
Zachary Phillips
If you help me find my way back to my village, I might change that.
Isaac Johnson
I'm the Skyman right? Why don't you just follow me and I'll fast travel to your village. Seems like the easy solution.
Aaron Morales
Let's do it, nord boy! But do u no da wae?
Luke Thomas
no
Adrian Thompson
What village are you from?
Camden Collins
I forgot the name of the one we're staying at, somewhere near Windhelm, it has one of those funny Nord names
Carter Sullivan
WATCH OUT
Daniel Rodriguez
Yeah no sorry, bud. Looks like the family plans are off the table, I have no clue.
Isaac James
it's called anga's mill i think
Elijah Reed
No way knife ear nigger
Jace Diaz
I guess my ma was right about you Nord milk drinkers. You are hateful bigots! Go suck Talos' dick! By the way, he's not a real God! I'm glad the Thalmor made you their bitch boys and outlawed Talos worship in Skyrim. See you later, loser
Andrew Bell
And just like that, we're here.
Charles Brooks
If Talos isn't a god then how could martin open a oblivion gate with his blood btw lorekhan did nothing wrong
Jackson Cox
Thank you Nord user. Looks like my ma isn't here yet, she's probably looking for me and will be here in a few hours. Let me take you to our place so I can thank you for bringing me here, and please tell that Breton to leave me alone please
Gavin Edwards
I ain't a dirty mutt high rock nigger i'm a true son of Skyrim
Zachary Reed
Spacecowboy, go post some monstergirls or whatever you're posting nowadays. I gotta RP and jerk off later to some elf doujins. Thanks pal.
Angel Price
Nah, I think your dad must've been a goblin or something
Lincoln Williams
That's not how that workes both my parents are 100% Nord
Hudson Robinson
No, that actually is how it works
in TES the race of the child is decided by the mother, with the child taking some minor features or characteristics from the father
James Foster
Nathan Bailey
BASED LEAFNORD
Colton Sanchez
No i'm just saying that humans can't breed with goblins
Jonathan James
I'm breton
Logan Gomez
Prove it.
Jack Howard
Owen Ross
your mother says otherwise
Noah Williams
ayy
Colton Foster
ahhhhhhhhAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhh
Lucas Gray
How dear you my mother was a priestess
Hudson Diaz
The fuck, you were a filthy ORC ALL ALONG.
NO BY THE NINE, THIS CAN'T BE.
Xavier Ramirez
I would a orc
Angel Bailey
Skyrim belongs to the NORDS
I am 100% huwhite and a proud member of the NORD masterrace!
Gee, I wonder what your (((father))) could be doing in Cyrodil
>not even jews trust those knife ears
based
James Jones
It's called illusion magic. Hahahahaha. Now I'm going to give birth to beautiful orc children! You've been ORSIMERED!!
Also, there are only 8 divines. Sayonara. Malocath bless you
Andrew Wilson
Based son of Skyrim
Justin Butler
TFW U stumble across a qt elf, bring her to a shitty rundown mill and fuck her only to find out it was actually a heathen orc all along.
Carter Bell
But orc is better
Dominic Johnson
I guess, I prefer a timid elf qt though desu.
Luke Cooper
what the hell are you doing with my daughter, milk drinkin' n*rd boi???
Nathan Murphy
I guess you can't handle a real woman
Nolan Perry
You better get out of her you filthy Orc. If not I'll kill you and I'll have another go at her.
Ryder Morgan
Well I mean, a qt muscle tomboy Orc girl is also worth it but I'm just more of an elf guy you know.
Bentley King
To each his own
Hudson Bell
DAS IT, NORD BOI. MAH HOMIES AN I GONNA FUCK U SHIT UP! U GONNA GET GOT NORD!
Jacob Wright
It takes the race of the mother so the child would be a high elf
Benjamin Sanders
ALRIGHT BOYS THIS WAS A STING OP, FREEZE YOU FILTHY ORCS.
TFW U will never have high elf children which don't even look remotely look you.
Isaiah Edwards
MALAKATH WILL BE PLEASED!! COME AND GET IT YOU MILK DRINKING, FALSE PROPHET WORSHIPPING, RAYCIS NORDS!!
MALAKATH AKBAR!!
Luke King
Sorry I have to correct myself here. Some traits of the father's race will be present but it would be a majority of the mothers race that would be present
Bentley Bennett
YOU WON'T TAKE US ALIVE FILTHY ORCS, FREEDOM OR SOVNGARDE
Charles King
THEN YOU WILL DIE
Carter Richardson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ayden Adams
lol
Luke Myers
this is the history of my country
Daniel Young
holds Z
Aaron Morales
>This entire thread
Race mixing with elves is heresy
Jacob Taylor
Nord women are roasties.
Eli Edwards
>(((stealth archers)))
Jackson Campbell
certainly my good madam, it is pretty late and not good for a lady such as yourself to be without escort. the crazies come out at night.
Benjamin Wilson
BUT I FOUND A WHITE HIGH ELF THATS DTF
Robert Lopez
elves are always high