Hey Jow Forums. At what age did you have sex for the first time?

Hey Jow Forums. At what age did you have sex for the first time?

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>Sex
>First time
What did op mean by this?

Does shagging your sisters teddy bears count?

@6096600
Cringe

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Lmao like I lost the v card at 17

@6096610
Cringe, stop pretending to be me

>confusing flag still

@6096614
Cringe, stop pretending to be me

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19. I was a late bloomer

No u

@6096653
Cringe

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21, please no bully

Check'd

I've never had sex, I'm turning 29 this year. Only 1 more year till I finish my apprenticeship.

embarrassing

are you apprentice eunuch?

It is a little bit
No, wizard

NEVER HAD SEX

FUCKING NORMALFAGS, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

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why dont u go to a brothel

This
but unironically

technically my penis was inside of my mom's vagina when I was 0

23.
I was trying to save my gentle virgin flower, it didn't happen

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It's expensive and I'm a neet so I hardly ever go outside anyway

@6096836
Cringe

Hot

Canadian Chad

ask your papa for money, he'll understand.

@6096848
Rude Dude

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@6096881
Cringe

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No parents. The goverment gives out free money for no reason here to anyone who doesn't want to work

hot

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Fuck off

sex
haha yeah, we've all that before right guys?

@6096905
Cringe normie

How has this retarded system not collapsed yet? In the US, you at least have to be a poor 3rd world rapefugee to get gibsmedats for no reason. Becoming NEET only grants you unemplyment benefits for a few months

welp.

16. She was 19. I still have no idea why she wanted to do it with me but she Surely did. She was Way over my league back then. I kinda never got over her in certain particular complicated ways.

The next time when I had sex was a full year later, with my first actual girlfriend.

because Australia is based

I don't know why either, but the sytem has supported neets for the last 3 to 4 generations.

sounds like he only gets enough money to get by. I highly doubt many people want to live like that, so for those few who do it's probably better to provide for them then have them live on the streets. Not everyone has the motivation to do more, unfortunately.

and free healthcare
just don't waste all your dollarydoos on filling the world bathtub with nuclear aircraft carrirers and you too could live the good life

Thank you, Canada
You're BASED as well

6 molested by an uncle

fuck off, normalfag gaylind

you left out the part where the girl was actually a guy

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what is it with uncles

What BENEFITS do neets provide to society?
Nothing.
What BENEFITS do nuclear aircraft carriers provide to society?
High explosive, precision guided freedums to whoever we invaded this month!

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>he thinks i was being ironic

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well I was a pretty cute kid can't blame him tbqh

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what evs
enjoy that news coverage that is the only thing you personally will ever get from it

you molested him then

neets are human beings you psychopath

I guess it hasn't effected me at all. I was just a kid so I wasn't all that scared

lazy human beings.
My company has been open hiring for the entire summer, and the few of you NEETfags that applied either never showed up for the interview, revealed you were a retard in the interview, or hid it well enough we had to hire you to find out very shortly you were a retard.

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>we had to hire you to find out very shortly you were a retard.
then train them.

Heh, fuck off. Fap to her multiple midriffs instead. :DDD

That's her to me. Her toned body. I've kept myself fit (but not Jow Forums as a form of autism) ever since thanks to her.

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You fucked a 2D girl?

I remembered why Jow Forums used ro be a haven for neets, basement dwellers and autists. Now its full of nomalfags like you.

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I prefer my women american sized >:)

we did that. they still fucked up.

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No, a real girl. Well to be quite honest she fucked me.
I have had three Real gfs since. Everyone was a disappointment to me. Today I live alone but I am not lonely. I am good with working ladies and free whores I pick up.

Because nobody really WANTS to live like that. And in the end it isn't that big cost. In binland about 7% of 15-65 years old are on unemployment benefits and 7-8% get social welfare either on top- or instead of that. All of them still cost like five times less than boomers with their pensions and healthcare.
Just face it, YOUR system is the shit one. All it does is drive people into homelessness and criminal activity.

Premarital sex is not very common here, dont wanna either.Girls here look like someone shat in their Gash. Also have a nasty circumcism scar that I cant get checked because talking about sex is such a taboo here. Planning to kill myself on my 21st birthday on september 25th

Capitalism is ingrained in the culture here, you're either winning or losing.
>Planning to kill myself on my 21st birthday on september 25th
You'll just keep moving the death date back like everyone else. lol

Don't you have any qt donkeys?

SS members are killing protesters on the streets where I am, might just go out and have my head caved in with a crow bar who knows

The government said they would make concessions, what are they still protesting?

apparently some of the female protesters got seeded and may or may not have died, they're protesting for the peeps who did it to get arrested

>seeded
What's that mean?

read in school together, was crush,you tell me

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My school teacher let me suck her on her nips when I was six. Good times.

raped

I didn't know that donkeys could read. Is it hard to train them to do so?

dang, I hope that's not the case.

we studied grammar upto 9th grade, can confirm.
people who study under the goberment examinations board have to study it even i uni, still dont get it right

is this true

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Around my parents divoce so, 7.

The last two didgets were how old player 2 was the first two didgets are how old I was.

409.

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Around 7/8.

no ones gonna feel bad for you here this isn't where you say shit like this what the fuck is the point of telling everyone your gonna kill yourself ??

Is that a joke or?

Fucking never.

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your law enforcement?

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...

Albania is free again?

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I thought Australian girls were even bigger sluts than American girls, how is this possible?

At what age did I have sex, or what age did sex have me... Specify.

we grew up, try it for yourself lazy neetfag

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This.. these fuckin' dolphins will never know the depravity of the ICQ/dial-up era. I purchased a human being over the phone... On accident, of course.

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Wait you guys actually talk to people? Especially women? I'm unironic, fuck off normalcunts.