Stop fapping - Follow Jesus

What are you doing on this holy day Jow Forums? Put down your cock and take your cross up the block.

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Well time to wait for the second coming.

we out here sucking dick

Sorry Jesus i can't stop

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Cringe, stop masturbating and become a better follower of christ boy

This is why I sent the flood.

You've seen me in Singles, but now let me show you the dubs that the profits have fortold of.

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Praise Jesus

And now I will show you the Holy Trinity.

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Based Jesus

just busted a fat nut ama

Repent Sinner! For I shall now show you Quads! Repent I say! Repent!

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Jesus Christ savior of mankind blessing Jow Forums with his presence

How about you make me likeable first

I want to fucking kill myself mate, what you got to say to that?

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wtf ill never masturbate again

wow based jesus

good thread

You already are user.

Do not harm thyself! For if you do you shall miss the next fulfilment of my prophecy! I shall ascend past quints and straight to Sextuplets! Very soon the power of Jesus shall be blessed with Sexts!

Ok... I'll stick around to see the septs.
Thanks, Jesus.

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Just your a reminder that the prophecy shall soon be completed!