>Be me five years ago >Serbian born >Move to america with my family when I was a little kid >Been in America for a couple years >First day of high school >Excited to see what it's like >Leave for school >Enter the school >Get my schedule and go to my home room >Pick a seat >Sit next to this Slav looking guy >potentialfriend.jpg >Really cool guy >We're both into the same stuff >Teacher comes into room so we shut up >Home room ends >I ask what class he has next >Geography >Both have geography >We're walking down the hallway and the conversation changes to where we are from >He's from Croatia >Say I'm from Serbia >bigmistake.mp4 >Clocked right in the jaw >Fight to the death initiates >This would be the story of The Balkan War of Texas
>Be next day we both got sent home for fighting >Mom/Dad pissed >Return to school >Home room >Your seats will be the same as yesterday >thisfatbitch.mp3 >The tension be myself and the Croatian is real >Massive amounts of side eye throughout the day >Make it to second class this day >Strike up conversation with other kids there >Two other Serbs >nofuckingway.jpg >Tell them what happened >Other Serbs are pissed >They confront him despite my protest >Ask him why he did it >silence.wav >The two other Serbs then proceed to beat the ever living shit out of this kid >Croatian sent home/to doctor due to injures
this would be a good time to say i have nothing against Croatians by the way
The kids a cunt but his senpai was prolly killed by the kebab removers so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Colton Gutierrez
Please, continue.
Ayden Nelson
Why the fuck does it say senpai? This fucking board.... i meant his family
Adrian Barnes
In Texas people look alot like Croats here. Also I don't have any disliking towards Croats.
Hunter Ramirez
OP come to the US as a kid and probably hung out with other Americans. Like he would know the difference in accent. Besides, that guy was probably some diaspora fucktard who has only seen Croatia in books and his parents told him to hate Serbs.
>Next day >Meeting is held with the Serbs/Croatians >Serbs blamed for starting this >Serbs were suspended that day >I however managed to slip out of the ordeal >This day The Croatian and myself make it all the way to our last class >Everything was fine until we played one of those stupid "Get to know each other games" >Questions are normal until about half way through >whereareyoufrom.wav >America,America,America,Croatia,Italy,Italy >We got motherfucking Mario up in here >This was when knew it would go downhill for the Serbs >The Croat/Italians begin to bond over similar culture/language >This is when I knew I must gather an army
>Everything was fine for two days then the Croatian-Italian forces attacked >Get the shit kicked out of me in the restroom >Hurt but I'm not a bitch >Get up and go through with my day If there is anything my parents have tough me it's that Serbs don't give up >Go about my day and don't say anything because I'm not a snitch >Classes go as they should without the bullshit from the Joint Croatian-Italian Forces >Dad picks me up from school >Asks what all scratches/bruises are about >Tell him >He laughs >Don't blame him it was pretty funny from the outside >Ask for fatherly advice >He isn't sure tell him about the other Serbs >Dad has an idea >Use Croatian tragedies to humiliate them >Go home and do my research >Serbia Has Mobalised
>Around this time I start to rally hate Croatians/Italian for being cunts >Serbs return from their imprisonment >Tell them >They love it if you don't know what "Croatian Tragedies" is it's a blog that makes fun of Croatian entitlement, but that's besides the point >The Serbs Stick together for the day >I tell my dad I'm going to "study" (he knows what to tell my mom) >Go to library and print a fuck ton of these photos >There's now 50 plus of these bad boys in our possession >We go all over the school gluing these fuckers to all there shit on top of just putting them around the school in general >We wait for the next day
>Next day >Excited to see what happens >Go to school >Most of the posters around the school have been removed >removekebab.mp3 >I know they wouldn't have gone through students stuff so I know the ones that will hit hard will be there >Be in home room >Croatian opens his desk >WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT says the Croat >Begins to loose his shit >Kicked out of the room by teachers >Next class he tells the Italians >They are mutually pissed >However nothing happens >We go through our classes and the Croatian keeps finding posters on all his shit >The Serbs sit back and laugh >Even our math teacher who isn't even from the Balkans start to laugh >She's cool >She won't report shit and let's this unfold >However the Serbian Forces wouldn't know the horrors to come
quick rundown on slav relations? Do serbs and coats hate eachother the most out of all slavs?
Nicholas Price
>After the posters the Serbs agree that we should stop and if the Croats do anything to us its on them >The Serbs return to School >We're all laughing and shit >feelsgoodman.mp4 >Split off and go to our homerooms >Open desk >I get a taste of my own medicine >But something is different >THESE CROAT SCROAT MOTHERFUCKERS USED ACTUAL TRAGEDIES AND DEATHS OF WAR >Don't say anything >Meet up with fellow Serbs >They had the same experience >We're all pissed >THERES MORE FUCKING POSTERS >We're even more pissed >The Serbs decide to get physical >We beat the ever living shit out of the Croats >They tell the principal >ohfuck.mp3
Narod je htio, Božija je Pravda Rada se nova, mlada Srpska Garda
Henry Brown
Please keep going, this is fucking gold
Camden Rodriguez
>End up in principal's office with the other Serbs >We explain ourselves >Principal visibly angry >We though we were about to get our shit fucked >We don't >odd.jpg >The principal is a Serbian nationalist >No. Fuckin. Way. >This fucker turns a blind eye and tells us to leave/wait in lobby >We do >Next thing we know we see the Croats enter the office >disgoonabegood.jpg >Principal exits with Croats >Tells them to sit down on the bench across from us >We wait for about 15 minutes while the principal watches us >The police walk in >Oh fuck, fuck, fuck,fuck >The cops take the Croats and leave us >wat.jpg
>Croats get sent to juvenile detention >Principal is a cool guy in our eyes >Serbs go through high school together >High school were some great years
Last I heard of the Croats one is in jail and the rest a functioning human beings thankfully. I'm really good friends with those Serbs now and we visit Serbia every summer. This was somewhat short but I hope you all enjoyed the tale of The Balkan War of Texas.
