So the Monster Enrrgy drink meme made me super suspicious. Too organised. Too direct.
I looked into who makes Monster Energy drinks. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Energy >Monster Energy is an energy drink introduced by Hansen Natural Company (now Monster Beverage Corporation (MNST)
What is Monster Beverage Corporation? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Beverage >Monster Beverage Corporation is an American beverage company that manufactures energy drinks including Monster Energy, Relentless and Burn. >Key People - Rodney Sacks (CEO, Co-Founder, Chairman)
Who is Rodney Sacks? >Rodney Cyril Sacks (born 1949/50) is a South African billionaire businessman, chairman and CEO of Monster Beverage since 1990 >Rodney Cyril Sacks[3] was born and grew up in South Africa. His parents were Lithuanian-Jewish immigrants
>30 year old Boomer meme is created to... >*flips through flashcards* >... get people to drink the drink that's portrayed as something for out of touch old young people Please, remove Boomers this instant.
This isn't anything I don't know about. Next topic.
Kevin Carter
Enjoy the /sips/
Jeremiah Foster
>talking about boomers What idiocy. The drink is created by Jews. It's literal toxic waste. This is well poisoning on a grand scale and you're talking about a "lol 30 year old boomer xD" meme?
Nathaniel Davis
666 is also www.
The internet is the beast.
Gabriel Collins
Are you saying Monster is satanic or all energies? I drank it once, but it tasted like Dew - oversugarred bullshit -, but I like the red ones tho, but they are too expensive so I almost never buy it
Michael Watson
b-but muh Rockstar is safe
>pentagram
nevermind
Logan Parker
does this shit sell even in your country. I wouldn't even know that this energy drink exists 2bh
Thomas James
Monster tastes horrible, who likes that sickly sweet shit?
energy drinks are terrible for your system anyway. but here's the thing: fearmongering about that dumb shit is irrelevant because the monster formula is probably the same they use in cheap energy drinks as well. there is no conspiracy other than the fact that you shouldn't drink soda or similar in the first place. but everybody already knows that.
Kevin Reed
Israeli politician who was once the HEAD of the World Zionist Organisation.
Every single sip you take of this foul brew, is a sip that funds Jewish world wide plots.
Adam Brooks
>Soda is bad for you and big companies are owned by kikes. Holy shit, someone inform the hacker known as Jow Forums to spread this valuable news.
Blasphemy, it's called Talmud, they hate the Torah, they just act according to the writings, else the good goy christians wouldn't support them and finally would understand what the Messiah meant with the Synagogue of Satan and that they are from their father the Devil
Christian Carter
That's interesting but Zevi is from the 17th century and his disciple Frank came later. That's where the crypto Jews come from as well as the inversion of ascetic traditional Jewish practices. Not to mention the formation of the order of the Illuminati, the infiltration of British freemasonry, the creation and spreading of international communism, etc. These are the evil satanic Jews everyone talks about.
Boomer or schizo? It's impossible to tell on the internet.
Gabriel Stewart
the theory has been around for a few yrs.
Cooper Collins
This thread is advertisement
Jace Stewart
I'm not the richest guy but even I have standards.
Jaxson Taylor
Holy shit
ITS THE THIRD AMENDMENT
Grayson Cruz
Is anything not a conspiracy to you larping faggots?
Robert Gomez
when i buy my daily 3 monster drinks, i imagine turning into a marvel monster superhero when i drink each one - i get super powers and my energy levels can like save NYC or the earth from alien invasion and even from russia - yeah i need the antichrists help to do these things but it's all good
Lucas Evans
Do you even have self-awareness?
Gavin Ortiz
It tastes like death compared to other energy drinks. Like medicine mixed with rockstar. And it gives kidney stones.
Kevin Stewart
if you were a koolkid you'd know we love shitting on xtians - 666 is great so are milfs and the F bomb is awesome
Dominic Jenkins
Its owner is also jewish
Lucas Adams
Have you ever fucked a woman?
Eli Green
I'm going to try Monster for the first time because of this thread.
Carson Cook
I've fucked your mother many times, yes, but back to your tin-foil shit...
Kevin Rogers
>slogan is unleash the beast >logo is mark of the beast Gee it must be some grand conspiracy and not just deliberate marketing.
Hudson Lewis
Woah,
Mϕnster
Phi(ϕ) is the 21st letter of the modern Greek Alphabet and the 22nd of the Russian Cyrillic
>yuh mum >symbols mean nothing goy >the 666 thing is just a myth for christcucks >us jews are totally transparent and reveal out true nature to the cattle >it's all just a coincidence goy nice try Hershel
Check'em also why don't we also talk about the (((polish))) family who invented Häagen Dasz? I can remember a good redpill with quotes about it, but I didn't save it, 'cause it was my newfag phase and I was confused. Anybody got it?
Michael Russell
How does it taste and what flavors thre are?
Parker Bell
sarsaparilla
Tyler James
Any meme with no origins that gets forced super fucking hard is just cia niggers. Every meme comes from somewhere.
