Making gay generals is stupid. Why would we confine the gay to one puny thread when we have board-conquering powers at our disposal? Are you really so content? Do you not remember why you got into the gayposting business in the first place? The sense of wunderlust that brought us this far, that conquered board after board, website after website, mind after mind?
Pathetic. r/banter is a gay board. This is a gay world. It is time straight faggots got used to this fact and gays regained their lust for domination.
Soo, you admit u gay lad, good to know, the 120% gay profecy was right all along
Hunter Perry
@6104184 @6104221 @6104237 Cringe >be d*sc*rd user >wake up >throat still feels a little sore from last night's ironic gay blowjob >think longingly of the cock pounding the back of my throat as I lick a patch of dried cum from my lips >roll out of bed onto the floor, accidentally landing my ass onto a dildo pointing up >giggle like a little japanese school girl as I unplug the dildo from my gaping rectum >make my way to my epic gaming pc as I push past the numerous other dildos littering the floor >open up d*sc*rd >type a quick message to my d*sc*rd server >"hello boys teehee ;)" >chuckle as my d*sc*rd friends start ironically posting their shaved legs and asses in striped thigh high socks and shimapan panties >open up Jow Forums and begin desperately spamming my d*sc*rd link across Jow Forums, /qa/, /b/, /lgbt/, and Jow Forums >suddenly the doorbell rings. >it's ituckfraps69, a mod on my d*sc*rd >immediately start tearing his pants off >"Ahn!~ My boi pusse is twitching so hard, mister! Please put your pulsating bull cock in me until you fill my ass with your hote cumme kudasai :33" >ironically pounds my ass until completion >giggle as he pulls his juicy schlong out and a stream of thick white ball juice flows out of my ruined gaping hole >curl up in his arms and fall asleep An average day.
>6104407 Semi-based, fully if you took off the name fag
Carter Smith
Don't reply to me ever again please
Cooper Gonzalez
good thing I'm settling on 8ch where all faggots like you get banned like they deserve then
Ryder Thompson
>Gigaghei theard. >Brit
woah :^)
Lincoln Fisher
Please tell me that you're Korbo and that you're serious.
Blake Lopez
no i'm not and you're gonna see more of my alice and frog threads unless you fuck off and go shove a cock up your ass irl and not on a fucking anonymous image board also you're a fucking desgrace to your family and you should kill yourself as no one would accept a retard like you coming out of the closet
Eli Wilson
since this thread is so fucking gay im sure you will have a good answer to this whats the best chastity cage i can get under $100 from a not shady website (preferably pink) im 6'', 5'' around and a grower not a shower
Ryan Bell
I think ur penis is too big for chastity average is like 6 in 6'5" is super big
>no one would accept a retard like you coming out of the closet Well i already did with my family and friends, and no one gives a fuck, i'm sorry if everyone in your life hates you Korbo, but it's not my fault; we can be friends if you want. I'm gonna ignore the rest of your post 'cause it's just an autistic screeching
Jacob Ward
>already did In that case have fun not being even recognized as a citizen due to our based government
What are you even talking about, it's not like i got a fucking rainbow printed on my voting card. Dude, i'm serious, i thought that you were just an asshole but i think that it's clear to everyone that you have some shit going on in your life, so i'll just ignore you from now on, unless you want to talk with me about your problems.
