How would Jow Forums deal with this animal?

I'm curious as to how the rest of the world would approach the situation

We wouldn’t.

We’d watch it unfold from across the ocean.

I would take a picture of it and post it to bant asking them how to deal with it

Lmao just throw a bucket at it, thats what we did in florida

stab it

wtf the crab looks so sad

nuke it

thro stik

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Its a house snake, let it in....

suck it

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Cringe

>How would Jow Forums deal with this animal?
By fucking it as a cute anime girl.

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Enter its mind and teach it the power of good. He who controls the snek of sneks controls the hurricane of hurricanes!

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Call in the crickets.

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Kek

hit it with the hose and tell it to fuck off cunt

Nothing, I'd go back to drinking.

thong fu

find the snake vagina and stick penis inside

smack it on the head with a shovel to knock it out
put it in a barrel full of acid

this is weird though there must be something on the roof it really wants to bother doing that

animal control

I wouldn't

its a carpet snake
it want to live in that ceiling if it can

based jew

>How would Jow Forums deal with this animal?
Run away
Masturbate in my room

I would leave australia.

Call firemen

Well yeah he's about to die nigger