[Serious] Why does the average American sound so dumb when (s)he talks?

[Serious] Why does the average American sound so dumb when (s)he talks?

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it's less the way they talk and more the things they say
they say dumb things

I think the way they talk sounds stupid, which adds to it, but that's something they can't really help. (like, umm, seriously, literally THE worrrrst, yeaahhhh) But indeed the things they say tend to be the biggest factor in them coming across as stupid.
Of course not all Americans come across as stupid, but dear God, so many of them do.

Most of them don't talk like that.
Some people here do that shit too if you go into the cities.

Because most Americans are refugee European peasants who fled their homelands to start a new redneck utopia. What do you expect when 56% of their population has defective peasant genes

>Implying every American talks the same way
You do know there's lots of different accents here in America dumbass

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why do spanish speakers talk a thousand words a minute? Or is it just my ears tricking me since I don't know spanish, cuz it sounds like it's being spoken way faster than english is spoken.

If we are just peasants why did we become so rich and powerful so fast

All the cool bongs left for the colonies. Only the faggot animeposters stayed behind.

I would like you to read the last sentence of my second post

We put all our money into military, and still are

I'm guessing the latter, but I don't know for sure since I'm just on holiday here.

Peasants are really easy to control. It's no coincidence that America started to rise when the Jews started migrating to the us, and found a land full of knuckle dragging peasants to manipulate. The angry peasants swapped their masters, but that mindset still remained

Oh sorry

The jews destroy nations not make them grat btw if we are dumb knuckle draggers why did we beat your ass

American here, allow me to attempt to explain.

All the smart kids are too slow to run from the school shooters.

Short answer: C*lifornians and y*nkees being the "default am*rican accent*

Oh those are the white girls. People in america are just pretty dumb cause work here is easy to get and doesnt require intellegence.

This can be used for a majority of America actually.

School shooting joke, stale, but I did not see it coming 5.5/10

Indeed the white girls. But also bro-dudes and older white couples sound dumb and obnoxious.

I think this might be it regarding the accent part.

I don't want to hate on any and a very American there is, but I do believe your country is a bit fucked. If any non-stupid non-loud Americans want to visit the Netherlands, please do so, I will be there to welcome you with open arms.

Your implying that the commoners of any country don't sound stupid. I travelled to Ireland recently and I had trouble understanding the blubbering of the people there. Same for when I went to London the hood rats there were unintelligible

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I'm not saying I don't understand what they are saying, I saying the way they (californians and new yorkers apparently) talk sounds stupid and the things they say are dumb a lot of the time.
Again, not all Americans, just most of the tourists I've seen.

I know that all rural farmer midwestern americans sound like fucking dolts.
Rural Southerners sound like dolts too.
Westerners are immoral assholes
Easterners are slightly funny immoral assholes.
Everything inbetween is Canada

What I was saying is from my travels the average person of any country sounds unintelligent.

Of course, dumb people are everywhere. However, my point is that for some reason, be it bias or something else, Americans seem to be more stupid/obnoxious in general than people from other countries and I would like to have a discussion about that to find out other people's experiences and opinions of Americans themselves.
So by all means tell me what you think could be the reason for my (warped?) perception of the average American.

from my own experience in America the accents and mannerisms Americans are actually quite nice I live in the south and in my small town the door is held open for you and the southern accent where I am from is quite charming as it stems from the British accent of old. Although I not to knowledgeable of the west coast the east coast of the U.S is a very nice place besides Florida

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It could be in part because the cultural norm in the US is to be louder, more assertive, etc. You're probably just misconstruing that to be lack of intelligence because you don't like it, not because of anything actually wrong with them. Don't let the media sway you into thinking we're all the lowest of the low lol.

That cultural difference definitely plays a part and you're right, I do not like that. There have been a few instances in which a group of Americans was just needlessly yelling in an otherwise calm environment and I just find it hard to imagine not noticing you're acting inappropriate as the other people present are much quieter.

That sounds nice, maybe if I ever visit the USA I will try to visit places other than the east and west coast

Cuz they are dumb

Spanish has a lower syllable-to-information-density ratio than english, so more syllables-per-second have to be spoken for the same amount of information to be transmitted.

Try somewhere in appalachia if you do. Best people imo, ignore people complaining about hillbillies. Just choose carefully somewhere where you can see the beautiful mountains and go to local places. Find a proper local bbq joint and a proper local breakfast place and you'll be golden.

Thanks, will keep it in mind

>peru

You can talk about who sounds dumb when you stop speaking the disgusting language that is spanish

Thank you for your post. If you would have taken the time to read the thread you would have known I am merely a tourist in Peru.
Furthermore your attempt at an argument is easily refuted as it is based on the ad hominem fallacy, for whether I sound stupid or not has nothing to do with whether the average American sounds stupid or not.
I sincerely hope you have learned something from this. If not, you are contributing to the answer to my question, namely that you are in fact stupid.