What is Jow Forums sexual orientation?

Let's settle this once and for all: strawpoll.me/16221132

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does that mean what im straight if im a girl (with a surprise) and like boys?

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>girl (with a surprise)
If benis, fag

str8

Didn't you get nuked several times in another thread?

but girl on boy makes a straight couple user

Kek yeah, i started the assault

I don't think that was me.

Girls don't have penises user.

monosexual

Gays and Bifags are subhuman trash

>tfw homo but answered straight so no one will be prepared for suprise buttse)(

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true

"Feminine" refers not just to literal females but to anything that possesses or is imagined to possess stereotypically female qualities; a man can be feminine or strike a feminine pose. Various cultures attribute "femininity" to obviously genderless features of the natural world, like the moon or the soil (the ancient Chinese identified the ground as feminine with a masculine sky above). There are feminine rhymes in poetry. If an abstract linguistic pattern can be feminine, why not a penis?
A feminine penis is soft, small, and cute. But the thing you notice most is how non-threatening and friendly it is. Every time it rises in greeting because it's happy to see you despite it not even having the vigor to go up the whole way anymore always puts a smile on your face. That earnest joy and pleasure it shows when you're around lets you know the girl really is in to you, too. With how lovable and inviting it is, you'll find that it quickly becomes your best friend in the whole world. For example, a slender, smooth penis, contrasted with a blunt and veiny member. A graceful penis. A receptive penis that does not aggressively penetrate but rather allows itself to be engulfed. And isn't dribbling semen reminiscent of a breast's warm milk? A nurturing penis, a penis like a doting mother.

oh i member those threads

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Didn't read

benis = boy
bagina = girl

>mostly straight
These niggas lying.

That was a game, we nuked countries of EU; three nukes to kill a country but France were overkilled with like 9 nukes

Oh okay cute.

This thread again i see

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Untrue, I just used proxies to vote several times because I didn't feel that a single "straight" vote adequately depicted the extent of my heterosexuality

>only 30% of faggots yet they are the loudest on this boeard
Colour me fucking surprised

>intentionally skewing the vote to make bant look more straight
Gay.

IM NOT GAY FUCJ YOU FGGOT

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I'm not saying you are. I said you were a boy.

Bi but 90% in too males

bump

almost half of Jow Forums is not straight!

Then open your benis and make a bagina with it.

if you think this is even remotely accurate you might be retarded