Ywn be that bike seat

that's a bed

this is a standard American sized sink

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*bathtub

>ywn be that concrete wall

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that's a room divider

*building partition
>American education

>building partition
Definitely not that but it could be a room partition

>ywn be that beach blanket

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*beach towel

that's a towel

Thank you jesus

>ywn be that fence

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>ywn be a gaynadian
watch me clap

wall

you're welcome nigger jesus

>ywn be that l.o.g.

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Ah you think Nigger is your nigga? You merely culturally appropriated the nigger . I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the Mayonnaise until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but gross

that's a Dead tree not a log

no
I just think you a nigger, jesus

I am a Licensed miracle arranger
born from a virgin mom in a manger

>ywn be her cute bae with the fedora

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how can that be when I fucked ur mum

Because I have two moms

I have two dicks

Post two pics

People with two dicks can only cum out of one dick at a time

no porn dumps
also file size limit 2MB

that's not what your mums said

One dick absorbed the cum from mom one's orgasm and shot it into the other one. You still only came once

used a portal gun to fuck her twice

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Webportals can't be created so close together

who made you the boss of portals?
you were not even born yet

I'm a time traveler

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yes I know I am

wait one second...
Are YOU ME FROM THE FUTURE

no I am me from the now who went to the past to fuck your mums with my two dicks via portal gun holes before you were born
you from the future is just some old fag with rectal cancer caused by to many ass cocks

>you from the future is just some old fag with rectal cancer caused by to many ass cocks
How did I get ass cocked with a butt plug super glued in my ass

the passage of time

Buttplugs are forever

all things end

Forever never ends

it does
other wise why do they say forever and ever?
checkmate

Ever is just Forever's best friend

I said checkmate

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While you were playing chess I was playing checkers

I ate all your cookies

Fuck
let's call this a stalemate

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i'll take that as a win

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me too

two wins
like you mums when I fucked them

thanks dad

now I have a lawn to mow

My moms mow eachother's lawns

You got a license to sell Hotdogs chico man