>he still uses toilet paper
>he doesn't have a diaper sprayer
To aussies who just splash water up their bum with their palm, this isn't directed at you
Toilet paper is dumb
Jacob Harris
Easton Howard
but thats basically like giving yourself an enema and gays do that for butt stuff therefore if you use bidets or similar products you are gay and gay is not okay
Jayden Torres
>he doesn't have a specially trained house snake to slither up his ass and back giving it a thorough clean
You're like the rest of those savages
Sebastian Turner
>covers half his bathroom in turd spray from his butt-dag
>muh fat arms can't reach below muh obese ass cheeks to use paper reeeeee
the absolute state of amerifats
Jacob Howard
Keep giving your shekels to the toilet paper Jew.
Gabriel Jenkins
keep working on that heart attack fatboi
Leo Cook
But I'm not fat and my ass is clean.
Christian Moore
prove it
Gabriel Walker
I wasn't being insulting btw. An aussie user told me that's what he does. It's better than tp, but I don't want to use my hand for it is all.
Juan Flores
OK. I made a half pound turkey burger for dinner and only ate half of it.
Josiah Ross
I don't believe you
lying fatfuck stinkingass
Lincoln Bell
>eating burgers
fat
William Nelson
i use wet wipes
Christopher Foster
>he doesn't eat burgers
I feel for you foreigners. You're also surrounded by potheads huh?
Those are terrible. You are causing giant shitbergs in your sewer. Only blacks do this.
Tyler Walker
i throw them in a trash can.
Jordan Morales
and usually wrap them so the shitstains arent showing and it doesnt stink up the bathroom. if you arent a retard they are quite sanitary
Jayden Watson
Oh. I stand corrected. What kind of burger is your favorite?
Juan Reed
idk i guess a cheese (usually prefer swiss but i'll eat any cheese) burger with onion lettuce and ketchup. i do like BBQ burgers but honestly im a simple man with simple tastes
Aiden Powell
Only mudslimes like using bidets
Jack Hernandez
i feel the idea of it is good. toilet paper really isnt clean enough
Nathaniel Hernandez
anyone posting ITT who hasn't used a washlet needs to stfu.
your asshole hasn't known the kind of clean only pulsating warm jets of Japanese water can provide.
Brandon Davis
I like white cheeses too. Had swiss tonight.