Jow Forums BOSS RAID

ITT: Jow Forums boss raid!

Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here: dragonchan.iridia.net

Here's some info about this boss:
name@fishe
dificulty@easy
element@water

If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT

Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)

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Other urls found in this thread:

dragonchan.iridia.net/6141399
github.com/ihavenoface/dragonchan-userscript
youtube.com/watch?v=26wrvblgGP0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

dragonchan.iridia.net/6141399
>dragonchan.iridia.net/6141399
dragonchan.iridia.net/6141399

HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.

you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself

You can also use the in-thread extension here:
github.com/ihavenoface/dragonchan-userscript

Shit, I'm already dead.

avenge

I needed a reviv instead, Sir Bard.

nickname@BurgerKnight

here to btfo this fishe

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Ranger! Lucky you.

I'm sitll hoping for a healer to show up.

nickname@xXxDabMaster69_yeet_XxX

>another bard
welcome

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yes

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Ah, damn it, I want to live!

tfw the power ranger is ded

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WAKE UP

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AHHHHHH Thank you!

lets lay this fishe to rest

sss

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ducbs check

*crack*
youtube.com/watch?v=26wrvblgGP0
ready when you are kiddo

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nice hit, Sir Bard!

I swing my sword at his scales!

buff

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Gimme Leaf breasts!

trips check'em

i have 30C in my room
WAKE ME UP
CAN'T WAKE UP
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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SAVE ME FROM THE NOOOTHING IVE BECOOOOOMMME

69 GET

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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600 is mine

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ITS HER!

QUICK STRIKE BEFORE DEADLY TIMES

Its mine

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...

TRIPLE ARROW LIGHTNING TRAP SHOT

Cirno shall eat the fishe

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well shit

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

RIP, I shall avenge you!

avenge!

oops

another buff

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avenge!!

ATtack!

Charge!

We must slay the fishe!

69 get

Why hath thou leftest me, Bards?

still here the captchas is just being a dick

even with the three minute reprieve after each?
Install 4chanX so you dont have to do the fading ones

45 get

is four people the best we can do? where did everyone go?

back

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welcome back, and nice dubs

ayy

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69 get

lel

80 get

its coming

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I'm cumming!

penis

benis

well, this lasted for a little while anyway
i wish eveything that made Jow Forums interesting didnt have to die

Big damage coming through losers

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yes, slay!

nickname@Dragoneater

Bard Stuff

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Is anyone here?

Three bards? Seriously?

AHHHHHH god damn it

rip

69 me, bards!

Or we get a healer

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Attacking

>implying
Jow Forums is nearly dead, and so is anyone who cares for the old ways. this thread will just be us

Attacking some more

nigger

nig

Good job taking the 69 there kid

risky attack

Glory or death

AVENGE

am I dead or something?

avenge

yeah, im still dead

avenge

you have to avenge the death post IIRC
Also, 69 us please

In the end, it was the fishe that ate the cirno.

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Roll

Are you going to do something or are you just going eat socks?

Don't rush me okay

Checked, and this is the slowest boss raid thread I've ever seen.

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Aww snap and I'm already kill

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What am I doing?

Is this how it's done?

No wait, I'm a bard! It's bard time!

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Only, I have nobody to play to...

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oh shit, a deathknight

these threads used to be very popular, but rarely now can we get enough to keep it going

btw im still dead

Oh, I'm a Death Knight? Does that mean I'm supposed to get myself killed or something?

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